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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:35 pm

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Time Outs don't always work.

And occasional spanking or even the understanding that it may happen would work in some cases. I'm a fan of giving my kids the dad look and asking if we need to go have a "conversation". Works like a charm...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:36 pm

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I thought it said Whites with Children?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:37 pm

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Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:38 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

I would not fall into that category.

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Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:39 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

We don't need to spank. Just tell that 5 year old they aren't getting a trust fund if they don't put away their toys.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:40 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

Threatening kids has worked almost as well as say threatening...Iran, or Sadaam, or Noriega, or Pol Pot or...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:44 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

Threatening kids has worked almost as well as say threatening...Iran, or Sadaam, or Noriega, or Pol Pot or...

Worked pretty well with Saddam.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:45 pm

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Uh oh...

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:46 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

Threatening kids has worked almost as well as say threatening...Iran, or Sadaam, or Noriega, or Pol Pot or...

Worked pretty well with Saddam.

We have different ideas of "works" I guess.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:47 pm

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Did he ever cross us again?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:48 pm

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Guys

I wasn't looking for this thread to be controversial...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:48 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Guys

I wasn't looking for this thread to be controversial...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:49 pm

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Thanks for getting Crest involved. Now I have to draw his attention into another thread with a little Jesus humor.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:49 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Did he ever cross us again?

I think he was Muslim, no?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:49 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Well, dolph. Many of my white friends are against any sort of spanking or even the threat of it.

Threatening kids has worked almost as well as say threatening...Iran, or Sadaam, or Noriega, or Pol Pot or...

Worked pretty well with Saddam.

We have different ideas of "works" I guess.

Should we have spanked him?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:50 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Did he ever cross us again?

I think he was Muslim, no?

I'll take your answer to my question as a no. Thanks.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:50 pm

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+1
The world doesn't need any more Madisons, Kaylees, Tylers, Drews, Logans and Caitlins.

And I'm really gettin' sick of guys named Todd...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:50 pm

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Reminds me of the Louis C.K. bit about raping Hitler.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:50 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Did he ever cross us again?

I think he was Muslim, no?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:51 pm

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Zizou wrote:

+1
The world doesn't need any more Madisons, Kaylees, Tylers, Drews, Logans and Caitlins.

And I'm really gettin' sick of guys named Todd...

Hunter and Colin are gaining momentum as well.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:51 pm

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I don't think that civilized societies should be in the business of capital punishment.

I know I'm not the only one who thinks this. And I believe that this an excellent topic KI. People will disagree, life will go on and the words "Cub fans" will still be a mystery to me.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:52 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hunter and Colin are gaining momentum as well.

Chas is pissed.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:53 pm

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Zizou wrote:

+1
The world doesn't need any more Madisons, Kaylees, Tylers, Drews, Logans and Caitlins.

And I'm really gettin' sick of guys named Todd...

Can I add Brandon to that list?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:00 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Zizou wrote:

+1
The world doesn't need any more Madisons, Kaylees, Tylers, Drews, Logans and Caitlins.

And I'm really gettin' sick of guys named Todd...

Hunter and Colin are gaining momentum as well.

Careful...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:05 pm

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I said they're gaining momentum, meaning they're becoming more popular. I didn't say anything was wrong with the names.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:09 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I said they're gaining momentum, meaning they're becoming more popular. I didn't say anything was wrong with the names.

I know.

I haven't talked to you today.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:10 pm

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Well hi!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:11 pm

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HI!!!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 2:23 pm

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BYE!!!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Whites with Children

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 3:43 pm

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If I hear of one more heavy handed honkee naming their kid, JOBEZ....Im gonna lose it

Seriously one more!

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