Frank's missing rake.

New mult?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Fuckin pussy






j/k

I like the fire and passion. I swear, a fair number - say 30% - of dog owners are the most irresponsible SOBs around. Dog owners should be subject to a background check.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

That sucks man, but glad your son and dog are ok.

I hope you are able to get them to pay for the vet bills.

My folks had something like this happen when I was like 12. Our dog was on a chain on our porch and a pit bull got loose from his pen and came right up on our porch and latched on to our dog. My father was at work but thankfully a couple neighbors beat the dog off our dog. She was tore up pretty bad and almost lost a leg. The damn folks told the police they would pay all the bills and they never paid a dime.

Vet bill was $283 and I don't even want to deal with these fucking assholes but I guess they found out where I had taken the dog and they took care of it. I guess the owners husband wants me to call him but I have nothing to say that's not going to end up in an argument so im going to let it lie for now.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

i thought it was gonna end with you breaking up a dogfighting ring

Such a beautiful day today, and me with a rare weekday off I decided keep rogue jr home from daycare and hang out with him. Mid morning found ourselves walking our beagle with him riding his trike alongside. Pass a house where I could hear some dogs barking aggressively ( I assumed at us but we were on opposite side of street and the fence was high and pickets were close together so I couldn't see in the yard) . We got about 50 ft passed the house and the fucking gate opens and out tears this dog headed straight at us. Dog raced straight for my beagle and latched on to my poor dogs throat trying to tear his throat out . Mind you my son is on his trike right at their level. I start kicking this fucking dog as hard as I can but he isn't budging. My dog is bleeding like hell and yelping. Fortunately someone in a nearby house must've been out doing yardwork and left a rake in the front yard. I run over and grab it , come back to where this dog is still clamped down and buried that fucking rake into the side of his head. That did the trick as he finally let go and yelped away back to his yard. My dog takes off limping and bleeding down the street At this point I'm so fucking hyped up I run over to the dogs house and bang on their door. Some 50 ish woman stares out at me as I proceeded to cuss her out with all the fervor and uncouthness my south side upbringing can muster, including calling her a dumb fucking Caller Bob at least 10 times . At this point several neighbors must've heard what was going on as I'm standing there on her doorstep with a rake in my hands ready to whack her upside the head with it ( at this point I'm assuming dog limped off to die) some guy grabs me and walks me off the doorstep saying he saw it all and called 911 and for me to just concentrate on calming my son down who at this point is crying hysterically at what he just witnessed. Few minutes later the cops show up. A lady who lives down the street had corralled my dog and was walking her back to us. She happened to be a veterinary tech thank god and while my dog had some deep puncture wounds she said she should be ok and to get her to a Er vet ASAP . Cop takes my statement and tells me to go the doc and he will talk to the pet owner, who at this point I want set on fire. Take dog to vet where she has several cuts / wounds but looks like she will be ok but we have to leave her there for a few hours while they take care of her. Cop calls me when I get home , said dogs owner is horribly upset (gee really? ) and that they will be making restitution for vets bill. Also said they were cited for their dog attacking mine , don't know wtf that means big picture, maybe just a fine. This was all about 4 hours ago and I'm just now calming down. I'm just thankful that the dog didn't go straight for my son on his tricycle cuz it could've been a worse though ill not soon forget my dogs look of terror in her eyes as this was going down nor my sons screams. First time in a loooong time I've gone into protect mode and first time like that involving my son and I hope it's the last. Whew. Thanks for letting me rant, feels better typing this all out.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I always have a knife on me.
It's either on my Leatherman when I'm working, or, when I'm not on duty, I got a Buck Knife 110 that I keep on my belt.
I'd cut that fucking dog. It never would have made it to where ever it went after you whacked it with Frank's missing rake.

Maybe a cat would be more your speed. You can ask all he man cat owner's of the board for advice.

Vet bill was $283 and I don't even want to deal with these fucking assholes but I guess they found out where I had taken the dog and they took care of it. I guess the owners husband wants me to call him but I have nothing to say that's not going to end up in an argument so im going to let it lie for now.

They are worried that you are going to have the dog killed. I believe that is your legal right.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I rarely troll.

That is supposed to work, and, if it doesn't, you are supposed to attempt to twist the neck of the biting dog using the leg grip, with using thumbs for complete eye-gouging/removal as a last resort.

Last resort is fucking the dog...

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Do you also have a chain attached to your wallet and a thick leather band around your wrist?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.