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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:51 pm 
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My neighbor has a Harley.
I hate him. He tries to be the loudest asshole he can be at like fucking 2am he's revving that mother up at the stopsign in front of my house.
He was so loud, he drowned out WZ at a Lakemoorfest while playing.
Remember that Z?


where can I meet this guy?

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Darkside wrote:
My neighbor has a Harley.
I hate him. He tries to be the loudest asshole he can be at like fucking 2am he's revving that mother up at the stopsign in front of my house.
He was so loud, he drowned out WZ at a Lakemoorfest while playing.
Remember that Z?


was this when it was outside, or when we were in your living room? i'm trying to remember.


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:44 am 
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I have seen the typical rich trouser stain in his infiniti or audi weaving in and out of traffic on 90 whilst getting a bj from his mistress and on the phone to his wife at the same time
How would you know this?

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 7:56 am 
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I have seen the typical rich trouser stain in his infiniti or audi weaving in and out of traffic on 90 whilst getting a bj from his mistress and on the phone to his wife at the same time
How would you know this?

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Somehow I have managed to never hit a motorcyclist on the road. I didn't realize how impressive that was until I read this thread.

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Somehow I have managed to never hit a motorcyclist on the road. I didn't realize how impressive that was until I read this thread.


i mowed down a few in my early 20's, but then i got better at swerving and avoiding them


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:24 am 
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Seacrest wrote:
Darkside wrote:
My neighbor has a Harley.
I hate him. He tries to be the loudest asshole he can be at like fucking 2am he's revving that mother up at the stopsign in front of my house.
He was so loud, he drowned out WZ at a Lakemoorfest while playing.
Remember that Z?


where can I meet this guy?


:lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:44 pm 
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Are you fucking kidding me? 90% of the jag offs on motorcycles drive like ass-fucks. And everyone else is supposed to look out for them while they weave in and out of traffic? These ass-fucks drive on the shoulder & in between lanes when stuck in a traffic jam for crying out loud.

To top it all off, some state employee has the nerve to promote the campaign by putting the message on the (4) completely useless digital message boards they recently installed on I80 between Rt.30 and LaGrange? FUCKKKKKK WHAT A WAIST OF TAX PAYERS MONEY!! The board reads two messages: "Start seeing motorcycles" and they report the current number of casualties on Illinois roadways to-date. I hope all 330 deaths this year are motorcycle riders!


I also saw these signs recently - it seems to be suggesting that cars change in/out of lanes need to be careful in case a motorcycle is near to avoid an accident. Has there been a wave of accidents where car drivers cut off a motorcycle? What is the responsiblility of the motorcycle rider - should they be allowed to drive on shoulder and in between lanes as you suggested, if that increases risk?


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Some asshole was just revving his engine in a parking lot and then shot out of there like he was fleeing the scene of a crime.

I was barely ABLE to see him


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Some asshole was just revving his engine in a parking lot and then shot out of there like he was fleeing the scene of a crime.

I was barely ABLE to see him


barely ABLE to see him?
or BARELY able to see him?


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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 1:14 pm 
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Bagels wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Some asshole was just revving his engine in a parking lot and then shot out of there like he was fleeing the scene of a crime.

I was barely ABLE to see him


barely ABLE to see him?
or BARELY able to see him?

Bagels....didnt think you'd post


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I remember him. Man, that son of a bitch could peddle a light bulb.

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Darkside wrote:
My neighbor has a Harley.
I hate him. He tries to be the loudest asshole he can be at like fucking 2am he's revving that mother up at the stopsign in front of my house.
He was so loud, he drowned out WZ at a Lakemoorfest while playing.
Remember that Z?


was this when it was outside, or when we were in your living room? i'm trying to remember.

Outside. Guy went by like 3 times just to be a penis.

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oh. i thought i distinctly heard him singing along to my "perfect strangers" cover. :)


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Keeping Score wrote:
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oh. i thought i distinctly heard him singing along to my "perfect strangers" cover. :)


Deep Purple?


no, the theme song from Perfect Strangers


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Not really related to the PSA douchebagging but past two days I've seen 6 motorcycles on the road with one having two people on it. Not one helmet. :?


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Not really related to the PSA douchebagging but past two days I've seen 6 motorcycles on the road with one having two people on it. Not one helmet. :?

Some would say....

Not smart enough to wear a helmet = Brain not worth protecting


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Cutoff twice this morning by the same assbag motorcyclist because he just couldn't stay in his lane. Weaving in and out like his destination was more important than the rest of ours. So glad the onus is on me to watch out for people like this who ride recklessly.

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Nice to see that you've moved on from the tatoo/penis size talk to actually, you know, discuss motorcycles.

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Nice to see that you've moved on from the tatoo/penis size talk to actually, you know, discuss motorcycles.


Not really moved on, it was more of an addendum to my previous post. Still have the same stance. Sorry that my thoughts on people who ride motorcycles bothers you so much.

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What is your stance on people in cars/vans/SUVs that weave in and out of traffic and can't stay in their own lane?

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What is your stance on people in cars/vans/SUVs that weave in and out of traffic and can't stay in their own lane?
I'm thankful they drive a vehicle that is easy to see and I can adjust accordingly.

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jackref doesn't have the same problem you have. He's not only able to see the motorcycle, he can spot the tatoos and crotch bulge.

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What is your stance on people in cars/vans/SUVs that weave in and out of traffic and can't stay in their own lane?
I'm thankful they drive a vehicle that is easy to see and I can adjust accordingly.


This. And it isn't excessively loud and annoying for no reason drowning out my sports radio enjoyment :thumleft:

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jackref doesn't have the same problem you have. He's not only able to see the motorcycle, he can spot the tatoos and crotch bulge.


Lack thereof

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Dennis Sullivan Special to the Tribune


An Orland Park man who posted a videotape of himself on an Internet video site taunting police as he rode through the village on his motorcycle was sentenced today to 18 months in prison after pleading guilty to aggravated fleeing and eluding police.

Cook County Associate Judge Carmen Aguilar sentenced Justin C. Jachimiec, 23, of the 15400 block of Tulip Court during a hearing at the Bridgeview Courthouse on the charges, which are Class 4 felonies, punishable by up to three years in prison, according to Cook County State's Attorney spokeswoman Tandra Symington.

Jachimiec will be credited for the approximately seven months he has already served in Cook County Jail.

The charges stem from two separate incidents.

On Nov. 19, 2011, Jachimiec, wearing a helmet equipped with a video camera, drove a motorcycle on the 7300 block of Wheeler Drive above the posted speed limit, disobeyed numerous stop signs and drove over lawns before riding on one wheel past a marked patrol car and taunting officers who were making an unrelated traffic stop.

He disregarded orders to stop, fleeing the scene.

On March 13, 2012, Jachimiec drove the motorcycle in the area of 159th Street and LaGrange Road and 94th Avenue, weaving between vehicles, driving onto sidewalks and then back onto the roadway while ignoring orders to stop given by officers in marked police cars.

"At one point the motorcyclist accelerated past a marked police car while doing a (one-)wheeler for approximately four blocks," according to a prepared statement by Orland Park Police. "The marked police cars did not pursue the motorcyclist when he refused to stop due to the recklessness of his driving and public safety."

Jachimiec later uploaded videos of his adventures on YouTube, using the name "wheelerdrivebandit" and "Orland Ghost Rider."

Orland Park Police detectives, executing a search warrant on March 14, 2012, at an address on Juanita Drive in Orland Park, obtained evidence that led to Jachimiec's identification as the motorcyclist in both incidents.

Detectives later that day recovered the motorcycle, helmet, and camera Jachimiec had used, and later determined the motorcycle had been reported stolen from a home in Laona, Wis. in June 2011.

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jackref wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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What is your stance on people in cars/vans/SUVs that weave in and out of traffic and can't stay in their own lane?
I'm thankful they drive a vehicle that is easy to see and I can adjust accordingly.


This. And it isn't excessively loud and annoying for no reason drowning out my sports radio enjoyment :thumleft:


You seemed to easily see this bike TWICE and adjusted accordingly. You even noticed it was LOUD. Did you see it first or hear it?
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jackref doesn't have the same problem you have. He's not only able to see the motorcycle, he can spot the tatoos and crotch bulge.


Lack thereof


Either way, you're the one paying attention to it.

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