If you don't want to die in a tornado, THEN MOVE AWAY FROM TORNADO ALLEY! It's really as simple as that.

Makes me wonder why he wants to give money to these obviously, stupid people.

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There are no NHL teams in Oklahoma, only an NBA team, so it is literally impossible for racists to reside in the state.

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A lot of college football fans though.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yes that is a sticky wicket, but as long as they don't aid and abet a serial child rapist I'd be willing to bet that Dan would forgive their ignorance for following a clearly inferior brand of sports entertainment. At least under the current circumstances. Had the tornado hit Pennsylvania...well I don't know.

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That's been my biggest issue with Dan's absolute "send money, prayers do nothing" stance. On the surface, I agree. But his delivery...well, that's Dan. Then you have the actual people affected by the disaster saying to send prayers. I need a pick me up. How about a conversation with between Dr. Ken and his children?

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Dan is just being his usual trolling dick to get a bible thumper to call in. Sure money is needed. Whether you believe or not a prayer or thought certainly won't do any harm. I imagine many will do both.

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Elections have consequences.

She obviously has no idea what's really going on in Oklahoma.

I believe sports radio hosts and bloggers/pizza delivery guys know best.

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OMG! I can't believe TFM quoted Bernstein's stance exactly! Now I've seen everything...

Tim Baffoe is the world's biggest lap dog.

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I believe Dan's angst is for those who make the generic "thoughts and prayers" comment -- but there's the rub. He cannot have it both ways -- Prayers for assistance could be helpful, thoughts about posting links to web sites or telling people where to donate blood are also helpful.
While I agree with Dan's original premise, "a generic comment isn't a reason to puff out one's chest and feel like they've lended a hand", it will get lost by those that see Bernsie as a wise-cracking, care-nothing windbag -- those numbers grow by the second.
It's hard to balance indignant blowhole with good samaritan.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

See, Mojito, you know the score.

Enough with the reflexive defense of any Bernstein criticism. When you think about it, you end up agreeing with the criticism anyway

I had to google slacktivist. Pretty funny, Curious.

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Well, would you agree he loses credibility when he says those people who walk across the country with goat for charity should be shot, then in the next breath plugs his next One Step event?

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Every time I go to a wake, instead of giving the grieving family a hug, I slip the lead mourner a lucky C note and walk away without saying a word. I don't even bother looking at the corpse cause fuck em, he's dead. I'm not wasting my time on a fleshy paper weight.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I have been immersed in Mad Men podcasts lately and haven't been listening.

Is there something that Dan Bernstein needs us to talk to our children about?

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You know me like that.

Couldn't hurt to talk your children about donating their MONEY instead of foolish PRAYERS that don't do anything. And that's it okay to have your home repeatedly destroyed by tornadoes, but it is NOT okay to live in a flood zone or crime-riddled part of the city. Your children's allowances should be sent to:

Oklahoma Tornado Victims
124 Broken Arrow Way
Norman, OK 53845

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C'mon; haven't his kids vomited enough already?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George