Chet Coppock!

JORR · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 3:24 pm

Seacrest wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet also mentions that he bagged this chick:

That's a woman?

Per Chet, "she had a great ass".

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 3:42 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet only goes after two people in the book- Pat Foley and Megan Mawicke.

What the hell would he go after Foley for?

Seacrest · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 3:50 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet also mentions that he bagged this chick:

That's a woman?

Per Chet, "she had a great ass".

Who is that person that was made medium rare by a tanning bed?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 3:53 pm

Here's a lengthy piece of what is was like to be Chet Coppock in 1990, complete with East Bank Club discussion, Chevy Blazers, and his $200,000/year salary.

Plus, Dan McNeil discusses stroking Blackhawks.

Enjoy.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/sport-of-sports/Content?oid=876192

Tad Queasy · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 4:07 pm

Seacrest wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet also mentions that he bagged this chick:

That's a woman?

I think Chet had sex with Nicole Bass.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 4:15 pm

Quote:

When the tape begins to run, Chet wants to talk about baseball labor relations. "Don, you hear the conciliatory rhetoric, what does it all mean?" While Zimmer fumbles through an answer--either he's the world's greatest fence sitter or he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about--McNeil presses the mute button and says to Chet, "First you have to define 'conciliatory rhetoric' for him." Chet nods sagely.

Mac is cool.

Zippy-The-Pinhead · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 8:30 pm

McGrath & Coppock = The Bitter Brothers. I imagine the 2 of them sitting a vinyl booth of a 70's era watering hole, drinking Drambuie & complaining about how they got the shaft.

Zippy-The-Pinhead · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 8:39 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

That's not true. Chet only goes after two people in the book- Pat Foley and Megan Mawicke.

Douchebag wrote:

He goes after more than just those two guys. Maybe it wasn't 200 pages of bitching, but there was a ton of "I'm bitter as hell" in that book.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I just re-read about a month ago. He really doesn't bitch about anyone other than those two. He's got a real hard-on for both of them.

Chet had a list of the 12 worst sports broadcasters in that book...
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=40450

JORR · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 8:51 pm

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Chet had a list of the 12 worst sports broadcasters in that book...
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=40450

Yeah, he also has a list of "the best". Those are his opinions and most of them are about right. I'm not a fan of Giangreco. Chet likes him. But he really doesn't go hard after anyone in there except Mawicke and Foley.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Bucky Chris wrote:

Chet nailed this, but anyone who thinks he should be on air needs to take a peak at his Facebook or twitter. You'll change your mind shortly thereafter.

They are horrible but his charm doesn't translate there.

I'd honestly enjoy a Chet weekly show

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

McGrath & Coppock = The Bitter Brothers. I imagine the 2 of them sitting a vinyl booth of a 70's era watering hole, drinking Drambuie & complaining about how they got the shaft.

That show /\ would be better than half of what's on now

Chus · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 10:08 pm

Tad Queasy wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet also mentions that he bagged this chick:

That's a woman?

I think Chet had sex with Nicole Bass.

(In Fred's voice): Ha ha, I got my balls caught in my zipper.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57615

Not the biggest Chet fan, but his stating that Larry belongs in Evansville is dead on! :lol:

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 10:36 pm

Honestly, when Larry isn't lusting over weather bunnies and Dan Bernstein, he's not intolerable. The problem is that he always is.

JORR · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 5:16 am

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43788

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Bernstein created this type of sports radio personality? You don't actually believe that, do you?

JORR · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 6:37 am

Douchebag wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Bernstein created this type of sports radio personality? You don't actually believe that, do you?

In sports talk, yeah. And if he didn't, he is clearly responsible for popularizing it. Who do you think did it before him?

312player · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 7:09 am

Chet is a no talent turd, but he is right about Larry.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82850

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

I don't think Chet cared about his listeners all that much. He rarely took calls and the best way I could describe the interactions I saw with fans would be imperial....the 7 foot tall chet walking around in his fur coat deigning to touch the peons every once in a while. Chet's favorite topic of conversation was Chet. He was the sports version of Ted Knight's character on The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

My favorite Chet story was when some listener called into Dahl's show about standing in a buffet line with Chet. Chet was in full Chet mode holding up the line while engrossed in conversation and the guy said he took a piece of bacon off of Chet's plate, took a bite and put it back without Chet noticing. Chet denied it happening but he did admit he was at the event and had bacon.

312player · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 8:17 am

Didn't someone crack his stupid ass at the united center some years back? Huge turd, never interesting or entertaining. Chet= mancow.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Curious Hair wrote:

Honestly, when Larry isn't lusting over weather bunnies and Dan Bernstein, he's not intolerable. The problem is that he always is.

No, he's not.

His evening show is good. Almost ZERO Bernstein impressions. And the Weather girls thing is hilarious

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Douchebag wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Bernstein created this type of sports radio personality? You don't actually believe that, do you?

Of course he did.

Is there another sports radio host anywhere with that kind of contempt for his audience?

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:19 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Bernstein created this type of sports radio personality? You don't actually believe that, do you?

Of course he did.

Is there another sports radio host anywhere with that kind of contempt for his audience?

Howard Stern?

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:23 am

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Howard Stern?

Not even close...

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:24 am

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Howard Stern?

Not even close...

I always thought he hated his listeners.

KDdidit · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:25 am

312player wrote:

Didn't someone crack his stupid ass at the united center some years back? Huge turd, never interesting or entertaining. Chet= mancow.

Allstate Arena

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Terry's Peeps wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Whatever you want to say about Chet, he respected his listeners. bernstein created a new paradigm for sports radio where the listener is held in contempt. I enjoy the B&b show a lot of the time, but I'm not kidding myself about bernstein's lack of respect for me as a listener. A result of li'l danny's style has been the creation of these sycophantic ass-lickers like Ten Foot Midget and Maddux Boy. And even they are occasionally given the high hand by li'l dan. Bill on Capitol Hill has the business model down pat. Just e-mail rather than call. That way danny can read your words like a proud father.

Bernstein created this type of sports radio personality? You don't actually believe that, do you?

Of course he did.

Is there another sports radio host anywhere with that kind of contempt for his audience?

Howard Stern?

Sports

The only one I can think of is Rome and even his HATE is really faux hate. He loves the clones.

He never made a clone who's daughter was abused cry over it.

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:30 am

rogers park bryan wrote:

The only one I can think of is Rome and even his HATE is really faux hate. He loves the clones.

He never made a clone who's daughter was abused cry over it.

Yeah that's true.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 10:32 am

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Howard Stern?

Not even close...

I always thought he hated his listeners.

Nah. There is an obvious disconnect between him and "the common man" for a long time now, but he still gets a kick out of entertaining listeners. He seems to enjoy hearing a caller laugh and gush over a segment more than anything. If a caller attempted to laugh at something Bernstein did, he'd probably mock the hell out of him....

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Bernstein did, he'd probably mock the hell out of him....

There is almost nothing a caller can do, short of Maddux Boying, that will satisfy Bernstein

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