Little Johnny and Susie are only days away from walking across the stage in their cap and gown. The tee-ball superstar in your family just hit a home run in his final game. Your cheerleader daughter and all her friends are like, TOTALLY GOING DOWN TO STATE!!

So let's grab some soap and write all about it on the windows of your gas guzzling SUV. It's like a Facebook wall on the road, only I can't comment on it. But I can still throw rocks.

You know what I like to celebrate? Unobstructed lines of sight while driving.

U MAD BRO?

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Maybe I'm just jealous. Maybe I would appreciate it more if people celebrated mundane personal achievements.

"GOOD LUCK ON THAT PROSTATE EXAM, HAROLD!"

"WAY TO BEAT THAT DUI CONVICTION, JIMMY!"

"AL-I-MONY! AL-I-MONY!"

Yep, U MAD!!

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I've found it to be a suburban and female phenomenon.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Why? So you can creep in on their SUV? Weird man. Weird.

Whatever bro. Do you know whether that soccer mom is DTF? Threesomes are the bee's knees these days, brometheus.

Keeping Score agrees.

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Hard to write much when you have these already obstructing the back window first.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Totes.

I hate people that distribute hazardous materials on the highway.
You hate soap writing people.

It's a funny world.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

How is this getting them closer to a championship?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Fire and Passion.

#TWTW

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Guilty.

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I can turn that into something very inappropriate.

You forgot these also:

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

How fortuitous that kid's middle name is "Baseball".

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This is an excellent nomination, and I definitely support it.

There are several groups of people that I will never be able to understand. These people are:

1. Stick figures on the rear window people
2. Fake testicles on the back of the vehicle people
3. Soap on the window people

I can understand many things in life that I do not agree with. For example, I can understand how someone might vote Democrat, even though I disagree with that vote and laugh at it in stunned amazement. I will never, however, be able to understand why someone would think it is a fine idea to have stick figures on their vehicle. I do not know you, why would you think that it might be important to me to know that your son Jimmy plays baseball and your daughter Sally likes to hold flowers? It is not.

What about fake testicles - what is the message here? Is the message that you have completely forfeited any hope of ever living a decent life within the framework of a civilized society? Obviously, you do not use your vehicle for any business purposes.

Soap people, with their inane messages, significant to approximately .000001% of the population. When I am proud of my children, I do something extremely crazy - I tell them that I am proud of them. Let us say that my son has a soccer tournament. I may say "do your best son, I really hope you win." I do not immediately turn psychotic, grab a bar of soap and begin slathering silly messages all over my vehicle. First of all, I do not want to have to clean the vehicle. Second, I realize intellectually that literally nobody who may see my car on the road cares in any way whatsoever about my son's soccer tournament. Third, there is a very strong chance that my son might think that I am either an idiot or insane.

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