I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I guess it's going to take good dolphin to point out that a threesome involving two dudes is gay.

If you are a guy, why else would it be more exciting to have another guy with you in the room?

Oh, and while dolphin is throwing down knowledge on everyone, she is both from middle to northern wisconsin and sees KS as attractive. The chances of her being above a Green Bay 5 are slim (while she most likely is not).

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

I've known this dude for 30 years.

Fuck it, man. Just agree to do it.

I mean, I made the mistake of telling people about a wine fridge over two years ago. The least you could do is huck your hammer into your buddy's creampie to take some heat off of me.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

KS

If this is real...then go for it.

It's as real as Unicorns, Milli Vanilli, and quiet Italian family dinners

A lot of you guys are coming off pretty jealous here. Just because you don't have a friend who has such a low opinion of your ability to satisfy a woman that they'd be confident with you sleeping with their girlfriend doesn't mean that you should be mocking Keeping Score because his friend thinks he would struggle to satisfy a woman.

I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I'm fairly sure you've had some...guidelines to follow in the past.

It's as real as Unicorns, Milli Vanilli, and quiet Italian family dinners

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

We need The Brand's opinion on this matter, STAT.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

no kissing

I rarely troll.

I'm sure a Wisconsin townie looking to bang a drug dealer and an ex con at the same time is free of AIDS but not free.

Anyway, go ahead, I'm sure your kidney will find a good home on the European black market

I forgot to mention yesterday, that after the bar get together started to break up, dude and crazy chick were just gonna go back to their place. Even after everything that happened, he still says to me, "So, you wanna come hang out and maybe have some pizza or something?"

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Lots of women don't want to be kissed during sex, spmack. I haven't met them, but I hear stories...

I rarely troll.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

UPDATE:

So dude's insane girlfriend and her mostly fatty friends are having a get together at dude's house tonight. Apparently this is a rotating house Friday night kinda thing.

I have see insano's friends. Would not. HOWEVER, there's apparently a skinny one who likes to start taking her clothes off once she starts catching a good buzz. Have not seen this one yet. maybe it's just a trap.

No matter what happens, I'm not sticking buddy's girl ever. Will never happen. Not now, and not when they inevitably break up either.

Anyways, if I can ditch the girlfriend, I may need to head over there and watch this trainwreck unfold.

I forgot to mention yesterday, that after the bar get together started to break up, dude and crazy chick were just gonna go back to their place. Even after everything that happened, he still says to me, "So, you wanna come hang out and maybe have some pizza or something?"