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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 5:07 pm 
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I can't be the only one thinking how awesome this would be as an opera. Get me Beardown, Curious Hair, nine beers, and my opera-writin' helmet!

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I'm certain everyone here would fuck her.

Everyone except you it seems.


Or me!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 5:24 pm 
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I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I'm fairly sure you've had some...guidelines to follow in the past.



Hey asshole, What part of BigFan telling you to never bring that shit up again do you not understand?
Damn man,He should have banned you when it went down but I told him I did not want that ,now he should slam your ass hard

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 5:26 pm 
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chaspoppcap wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
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I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I'm fairly sure you've had some...guidelines to follow in the past.



Hey asshole, What part of BigFan telling you to never bring that shit up again do you not understand?
Damn man,He should have banned you when it went down but I told him I did not want that ,now he should slam your ass hard

To be fair Chaspoppy, there isn't a reference to anything specific in that.

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 5:43 pm 
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chaspoppcap wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
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I could not do it with all the rules and restrictions they are laying out. It is like they are setting you up for failure.

I'm fairly sure you've had some...guidelines to follow in the past.



Hey asshole, What part of BigFan telling you to never bring that shit up again do you not understand?
Damn man,He should have banned you when it went down but I told him I did not want that ,now he should slam your ass hard


Instead of crying about how people are so mean to you, why don't you just leave? Problem solved.

Seriously, all you do is whine like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 5:51 pm 
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now he should slam your ass hard

Nothing gay about this...


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 6:18 pm 
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now he should slam your ass hard

COME ON!!

:lol: :lol:


You're begging for it


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rogers park bryan wrote:
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now he should slam your ass hard

COME ON!!

:lol: :lol:


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rogers park bryan wrote:
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now he should slam your ass hard

COME ON!!

:lol: :lol:


You're begging for it


Guys, I mostly do not take most shit serious.If you can not have fun at your own expense then you need to get some help. One thing though is respect for someones yard. Like it or not this is Biggies yard. His rules so when he asks you to do something you should do it. As far as Board Admins go he is one of the most lenient and nicest I have ever dealt with. It irks me when people are told to do something and then just ignore Biggie because they know he is too cool to do anything to them.

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chaspoppcap wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
now he should slam your ass hard

COME ON!!

:lol: :lol:


You're begging for it


Guys, I mostly do not take most shit serious.If you can not have fun at your own expense then you need to get some help. One thing though is respect for someones yard. Like it or not this is Biggies yard. His rules so when he asks you to do something you should do it. As far as Board Admins go he is one of the most lenient and nicest I have ever dealt with. It irks me when people are told to do something and then just ignore Biggie because they know he is too cool to do anything to them.


Chas,

You are irked because a board member that you have a long running fued with made a joke at your expense.

Laugh at yourself here. No one made a specific reference to anything.

No one's yard was violated.

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We need The Brand's opinion on this matter, STAT.
He would suggest bringing sugar cubes and carrots.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knocked it out of the park.

KS, watch the last 20 minutes of chasing amy.

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Darkside wrote:
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We need The Brand's opinion on this matter, STAT.
He would suggest bringing sugar cubes and carrots.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Knocked it out of the park.

KS, watch the last 20 minutes of chasing amy.


Finger cuffs

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Late to the thread....are you fucking crazy?? This is your dealer! If you're as old as you say you are, you have to know it's not so easy to find a dealer once we're "past a certain age". :lol:

My dealer's girlfriend is interested in the same thing, but I am NOT messing that up!!

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Late to the thread....are you fucking crazy?? This is your dealer! If you're as old as you say you are, you have to know it's not so easy to find a dealer once we're "past a certain age". :lol:

My dealer's girlfriend is interested in the same thing, but I am NOT messing that up!!


At least that would be of the correct polarity.

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This was all great! :lol:

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Late to the thread....are you fucking crazy?? This is your dealer! If you're as old as you say you are, you have to know it's not so easy to find a dealer once we're "past a certain age". :lol:

My dealer's girlfriend is interested in the same thing, but I am NOT messing that up!!


At least that would be of the correct polarity.


Yeah, but I'm "of a certain age"....

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Well I have serious threesome action going on in my man cave. Cubs game. Sox game. Nats game.

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Well I have serious threesome action going on in my man cave. Cubs game. Sox game. Nats game.


That's hot. You even get Dusty twirling a toothpick.

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Well I have serious threesome action going on in my man cave. Cubs game. Sox game. Nats game.


The Cubs are behind right now.

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This thread has so much win :lol: :lol: :lol:

Top notch work everyone - carry on.

KS - the fact you had to ask means you have a conscience and aren't going to do it. Smart move.

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KS - the fact you had to ask means you have a conscience and aren't going to do it. Smart move.

Keep in mind he is currently at a gang bang with those two and her fat friends.

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It's happening right now???

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It's happening right now???

:shock:


Believe it!!!!!

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UPDATE:

So dude's insane girlfriend and her mostly fatty friends are having a get together at dude's house tonight. Apparently this is a rotating house Friday night kinda thing.

I have see insano's friends. Would not. HOWEVER, there's apparently a skinny one who likes to start taking her clothes off once she starts catching a good buzz. Have not seen this one yet. maybe it's just a trap.

No matter what happens, I'm not sticking buddy's girl ever. Will never happen. Not now, and not when they inevitably break up either.

Anyways, if I can ditch the girlfriend, I may need to head over there and watch this trainwreck unfold.

I forgot to mention yesterday, that after the bar get together started to break up, dude and crazy chick were just gonna go back to their place. Even after everything that happened, he still says to me, "So, you wanna come hang out and maybe have some pizza or something?" :lol:

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My goodness would I love Keeping Score to be doing a live rant right now like it's a bad RAW show.

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My goodness would I love Keeping Score to be doing a live rant right now like it's a bad RAW show.


:lol: :lol:

If only Lawler was there with a bad shirt

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My goodness would I love Keeping Score to be doing a live rant right now like it's a bad RAW show.


:lol: :lol:

If only Lawler was there with a bad shirt


There is a good chance one of the fatties is wearing one......and nothing else.

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They could at least have proper whiskey.

I'm not doing this, but if I were, I'd need whiskey.

Why is that guy with the cheese block in his mouth staring at me? He must know what's going down. Gonna be watching my anus like a hawk around that cat.

Why would someone order the egg white McMuffin?

Why am I rubbing my leg? I'm not rubbing my leg. Why is this guy rubbing my leg? Meh. Keeeping my mind off things.

Time for a smoke.

This carpet is awful. It doesn't even match the drapes. Not an innuendo. This decorating is for shit.

Did I put my Nascar picks in?

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This is all fun but it's basically fan fiction. Keeping Score fan fiction, no less.

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good move, KS. Bad idea, especially with you dealer involved.

A skanklog would probably be a good idea. Throw in any Nascar-isms you'd like. "Going low on turn 3" "pulling out of the pit"....etc


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It's probably time to leave. There's no way I'm pulling this off. Or out. See what I did there?

It's nice to see Packers shirts come in collar dress format. Note to self for Christmas.

Ooooh, crackers!

I've noticed this stuff is more potent since "the conversation" started. They must be lacing it to get all of this down for some boom boom.

This dude won't quit staring at me. Maybe it's because I'm typing every thought on a gigantic laptop from 2002 at a party, and I'm stoned as shit?

What would Mark Henry do right now?

Eating more crackers, trying to take my mind off things.

Tossed the guy wearing the Packers dress shirt on top of a speaker. Because that's what Mark Henry would do. That's what Mark Henry does.

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