It's probably time to leave. There's no way I'm pulling this off. Or out. See what I did there?

It's nice to see Packers shirts come in collar dress format. Note to self for Christmas.

Ooooh, crackers!

I've noticed this stuff is more potent since "the conversation" started. They must be lacing it to get all of this down for some boom boom.

This dude won't quit staring at me. Maybe it's because I'm typing every thought on a gigantic laptop from 2002 at a party, and I'm stoned as shit?

What would Mark Henry do right now?

Eating more crackers, trying to take my mind off things.

Tossed the guy wearing the Packers dress shirt on top of a speaker. Because that's what Mark Henry would do. That's what Mark Henry does.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm rolling around in the grass like an excited midsize dog. I'm hoping this will make me "less attractive" to the conspirators. They seem into it. Shit.

Eating more crackers.

I'm certain I forgot my Nascar picks, and every Sonic commercial is haunting me. I could go for a Tater Tot Chili Hot Dog in a Slushy. I don't think that was an innuendo. I think I really want a Tater Tot Chili Hot Dog in a Slushy.

Everyone is staring at me, including you know who. I'm screwed.

Telling this guy about how Stephanie McMahon was behind a Jericho return a couple years ago. This guy is walking away, leaving me with you know who. This could be it.

I bet spmack is a Big Fan mult.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Maybe I am that type of guy? If Jericho could do it, so could I. I'm sure Jericho has done it. Why not me?

Did I unplug the toaster?

I'm going to hit up this dark, ominous back room. I'm sure there's nothing weird going on at a party like this, in a town that I'm in right now.

I wish that speaker didn't break. I was getting into that Maroon 5 song that was on.

I was wrong about this back room. WAAAY wrong.

There are guys that would pay one million dollars to do what I'm shutting down. Realistically, it would usually take a million to get a couple chicks to double team a guy like me. I'm doing it.

Shit. Forgot one of the girls in the previous scenario is a dude. Changes things. Or does it?

Telling this other guy about the Jericho vignettes. Where did he go?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Cowerering in the corner of this dark backroom. I don't think anyone can see me. At least I still have crackers. Who buys reduced fat Wheat Thins?

I can hear her talking, asking about me. Not biting. Shit. I need to reschedule my dentist appointment. Who can have a mental calendar with all of this going on?

HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU JOB CESARO LIKE THIS AFTER GIVING HIM THE US STRAP FOR SIX MONTHS?!?! I SERIOUSLY WANT TO GIVE IT TO THE WWE WRITING TEAM.

Shit. Everything I just typed was repeated out loud. They're on to me. They also heard I want to give it to multiple men and women. This could be my final critical error.

What if I wear a Hans Device and I can't actually see the dude?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

So if this wasn't a gang bang then what did you and the middle aged fatties do all night? Watch a documentary on Bon Jovi?

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

I guess it's going to take good dolphin to point out that a threesome involving two dudes is gay.

If you are a guy, why else would it be more exciting to have another guy with you in the room?

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Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

:lol: Drop In nice work!

So people like really have "dealers"?

As soon as I wake up enough and get my wits about me, I'll let you know the rest of the story.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Oh ya, sorry. In a little bit. Watching game.

This maybe the thread of the year.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Baby Fat, Insano, buddy or me?

Maybe later today RFDC can call me another derogatory name

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Here is the deal again KS, I will be in Appleton all day Saturday and Sunday at the Timber Rattlers game Saturday night. There are numerous people that have met me from this board and can vouch for me. I call bull shit if you don't step your pansy ass out from underneath your shadow and meet a board member. I will also start believing the Krazy Ivan theory of you are 25. Now, what say you?