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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:34 pm

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I was up in Appleton around 2 months ago, and offered to buy him a drink. He knows my cell number and everything, it is on him. I just think it would help him out here a lot, if people knew he REALLY existed.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:46 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Here is the deal again KS, I will be in Appleton all day Saturday and Sunday at the Timber Rattlers game Saturday night. There are numerous people that have met me from this board and can vouch for me. I call bull shit if you don't step your pansy ass out from underneath your shadow and meet a board member. I will also start believing the Krazy Ivan theory of you are 25. Now, what say you?

Where was I wrong?

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:51 pm

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When will this story be finished?

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Not over yet.

Yes it is.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:52 pm

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Hawg Ass throwing high heat at good ol' KS.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:53 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hawg Ass throwing high heat at good ol' KS.

Nolan Ryan and he is Ventura!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 8:55 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Hawg Ass throwing high heat at good ol' KS.

Nolan Ryan and he is Ventura!

Look out.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=E4j4ujBQ ... 4j4ujBQY8s

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:01 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Maybe later today RFDC can call me another derogatory name

Anytime, asshat.

You want me to elaborate on Pear Lady and Sista One Time, or would you rather I have a fight with Hawger?

Since you need something harder, better go with Sista and Pear Lady

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:05 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

When will this story be finished?

As soon as Hawg is done throwing a hissy coniption fit.

Not at all, just think it is kind of strange. But whatever. There is a lot of people on this board that have met others.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:16 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

When will this story be finished?

As soon as Hawg is done throwing a hissy coniption fit.

Not at all, just think it is kind of strange. But whatever. There is a lot of people on this board that have met others.

You were supposed to come back with a funny. You're kind of feisty tonight. It's the Brewers isn't it? I even gave you new Taylor gifs.

You know what I think is strange? How come you don't want to meet Colonel Angus?

Where the fuck is anus?

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:46 pm

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pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

Hawger knows I'm real.

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jackref

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:53 pm

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Location: NW Burbs
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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

When will this story be finished?

As soon as Hawg is done throwing a hissy coniption fit.

Not at all, just think it is kind of strange. But whatever. There is a lot of people on this board that have met others.

I offered to buy KS beers at Stone Cellar in ATown. Twice

I will even take him to a T-Rat game this year on my next visit. Sadly he'll probably like my brother more than me as he enjoys the green, if you weeeelll.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:55 pm

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:58 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Better than RAW, I bet.

Toss-up. Waiting for the swerve ....

Wait 'til you see the promo for the RFDC brothers.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 9:59 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Ok, well what about Mr. Reason. He never catches heat for not meeting anybody.

How 'bout Midge?

Scorehead?

Mini Ditka?

Beardown?

Lenny's Glass Slipper?

No one wants to meet any of those guys.

There's apparently a demand for you.

Why that is, I have no idea.

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jackref

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:03 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Ok, well what about Mr. Reason. He never catches heat for not meeting anybody.

How 'bout Midge?

Scorehead?

Mini Ditka?

Beardown?

Lenny's Glass Slipper?

No one wants to meet any of those guys.

There's apparently a demand for you.

Why that is, I have no idea.

Merely coincidence since I go to Appleton several times a year. If I ever go to Reason country I would definitely offer to buy him a bourbon drink of his choosing. I doubt he would refuse since he is a man of impeccable tastes. And I don't want to go to a Panda Express and take a survey on asian noodles to meet Mini Ditka.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:04 pm

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PERFECT-PLEX!!!!!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:29 pm

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I've heard KS on UStream and he sounded as old as any astronaut I've ever heard.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:36 pm

Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:18 pm
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Location: Rizzo fo Shizzo
pizza_Place: Pizza Villa in DeKalb.

Surely whoopi encroaching upon your space is not where that evening ended the vodka stopped flowing. Proceed.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 11:04 pm

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This sounds like trailer trash city.

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Woodridge Ryan

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 11:05 pm

1000 CLUB

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KS, you seriously are my favorite poster on this board and I must meet you. You constantly are cracking me up. Are you fucking real? If you have been someone's mult this whole time it would be the cruelest swerve in all of board entertainment.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:04 am

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This is a nice tribute/cover of Free Ajent's Quandary thread

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:47 am

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KS, is still full of shit.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:52 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

KS, is still full of shit.

this...good "stories" though

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:22 am

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Northern Wisconsin is the site to more broken homes than Oklahoma City after a twister.

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AntiCrewMult

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:33 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

KS, is still full of shit.

HAS HE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE CREW YET?

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Ok I definitely know who Anti Crew Mult is.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:35 am

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AntiCrewMult wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

KS, is still full of shit.

HAS HE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE CREW YET?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:38 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Northern Wisconsin is the site to more broken trailors than Oklahoma City after a twister.

FIXED

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:51 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I'll meet you for 2 (two) dealbreakers.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:50 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I've heard KS on UStream and he sounded as old as any astronaut I've ever heard.

Good times. That was a fun bit of internet which almost made meeting The Big Chair and Huge Stool less important. Didn't we get a Drop In siting in there somewhere once too? KS does sound like an established man in his mid 40's.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: So one of my buddies asked me if I wanted to fu

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:03 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

beni hanna wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I've heard KS on UStream and he sounded as old as any astronaut I've ever heard.

Yes sir. Drop In was there for last years Daytona 500.

I only ever heard Don, Keeping Score is still a mult to me.

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