What a sensitive douche, his all time starting 5 is missing the greatest player of all time.

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I'd take Barkley or Baylor.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Worthy was a 3, definitely not a 4.

Yeah, Worthy is generally considered a small forward. But these positions are fluid. There were plenty of times when Worthy had to guard what you would call the other team's power forward. There were times when they went smaller and he was in the game with Keith Wilkes or maybe Cooper.

And guys like Lucas and Duncan were hybrid types that played what we now call the 4 and the 5. I'm not sure if Duncan is going to be remembered as a center or a forward.

Hell, guys like Magic and LeBron play(ed) whatever position they wanted at given times during the game. And I don't think most people view Jordan as a point guard, but he often guarded point guards and I think it's pretty appropriate to call a guy who handled the ball as much as he did a point guard if you want to.

Anyway, I think in the modern NBA the positions are a lot less strict than they once were.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Love the long line of superstars left in Jordans wake, makes his career even better!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wilt
Malone
LeBron
O
Stockton


Ok

Ill take

Hakeem
Charles
Pippen
Jordan
Magic



Good luck, Karl

I'll take

Magic
Jordan
Charles
Bird
Shaq

Malone's team doesn't stand a chance.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I forgot Larry Bird. That's weird.

I thought about Shaq, but I think Hakeem would defend Wilt better

Can't we just DB the guy for being a deadbeat dad and impregnating minors?

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and just an asshole in general ?

I like this, but I'd switch Shaq w/ Bill Russell.

Shaq would literally make Bill Russell tell him how his ass tastes.

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That's like a white boy tryna be more nigga than me
That's like a homeless cat havin' more figures than me
Thats' like Patrick Ewing havin' more rings than me

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

There's a Jason Collins joke in there somewhere ..............

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This guy's gay!!!!

YEAH BUT HE'S GAY!!!

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PG: Magic
SG: MJ
SF: LBJ
PF: Duncan
C: Wilt, Shaq close second

You cant have LBJ or Wilt. Were building teams to embarrass Malone's team

"The Mailman doesn't deliver on Sunday"

One of the greatest lines ever delivered from one athlete to another. In crunch time no less. Malone crapped his pants and any shot he ever had at winning a title. Leaving the greatest player ever off your list won't take that bitter taste away Karl.

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Plus he coveted the FUCK out of Kobe's wife

Everyone remembers Jordan hitting the shot over Russell, but it was actually Malone who spurred that whole play by turning over the ball to Jordan just prior to the famous shot.

0-2 vs Jordan in the Finals, plus an assist to MJ when Utah was up one with less than 30 seconds to go in game six. That really cemented his reputation as a player who couldn't deliver when it mattered. He's got nothing to stand on.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Malone had 23 turnovers in that series. That's insane.

Anyone remember how it was a big deal that Karl Malone would spend his summers running up hills carrying rocks?

I could be making it up. I was a pretty dumb kid. I may be remembering it wrong.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh, and I forgot this clutch shot by No Tippin Pippen in Game 1





I guess Phillip was right to trust Toni

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelH89nG-2M

Please watch this.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He did not tip my daughter on a golf course recently when she provided libation from a beverage cart

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Did she know his reputation before hand?

She walks in the house and says to Little Crest. " you'll never guess who I served today. Scottie Pippen and So and So. So and So tipped me well. Pippen, tipped me nothing."

She had not heard of his reputation. She did say he was very friendly though.

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Who was 'So and So'?

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