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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:59 pm 
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I usually just get a marker and write "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE" on the pineapple and stick my house key in the side of it before I put it in the cart.



Back in 70s Wilmette some neighbors approached the topic of swinging with my former in-laws. I couldn't blame the other guy. My ex-mother-in-law was some kind of looker. But they were uptight Catholics at heart. That shit wouldn't fly. I don't think they ever looked at those neighbors the same way.

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The next board event could get interesting. After incessant interrogation we find the good Dr. speaking to the good dolphin...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:34 pm 
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I have so many questions that I want to ask Dr. Ken


Spaulding tricked me into getting a little too share-y last night with her pineappley ways.

I'm going to step back a little now.


You're nuts, I hadn't posted in the thread til you said you went on a date with her. I kept my questions clean, next time I won't. Sheesh.

Swinging is big in Naperville. We know a couple pretty well that used to do it, they say they don't anymore. There is also a school in Downers Grove that is "known" for it but I'm not really good friends with any of them.

I don't do anal. This is not a denial or admission but not sure why KS doesn't think I'd swallow. I don't know if I'd swing, I know my husband wouldn't and there is risk involved there.

How do you people not know about some of this stuff? Don't you look at craigslist or boards or something?


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You know the pineapple thing is an urban legend right?


You did read that I said I don't know if it's true or not and that we usually fly a flag and put a couple pinapples on porches when our friends return from vacations as a joke?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:06 pm 
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I won't even drink out of the wine chalice at church with people in the neighborhood.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:13 pm 
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I won't even drink out of the wine chalice at church with people in the neighborhood.


Do they still do that dolphin? .


only for about the last 2000 years.

There are far more disgusting, unsanitary things you willingly do on a regular basis, and I'm not even thinking of stuff they do in Wisconsin.

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Banging dudes...

:scratch: Does this post indicate this act is something you specifically have partaken? Not that there is anything wrong with it mind you...


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beni hanna wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Banging dudes...

:scratch: Does this post indicate this act is something you specifically have partaken? Not that there is anything wrong with it mind you...


I thought this was a safe place...

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Everyone knows it's only the catcher that is gay. You are still straight dude.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:18 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Everyone knows it's only the catcher that is gay. You are still straight dude.



That's a load off my mind.......er....

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:19 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
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Everyone knows it's only the catcher that is gay. You are still straight dude.

Is that like a private school thing? We weren't taught that rule in the publics.


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You're nuts, I hadn't posted in the thread til you said you went on a date with her. I kept my questions clean, next time I won't. Sheesh.


YARRRRRRRRR!!

Normally I would have left it at that but you've been criticizing my storytelling.

...in that, it's nonexistent.

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My only regret was that shakes wasn't there to confirm with Roger Craig's daughter.

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My only regret was that shakes wasn't there to confirm with Roger Craig's daughter.

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What a thread!

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