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I SPECIFICALLY dont think creating a thread about a teenage suicide attempt just to get some laughs is cool.



A completely fair and reasonable position. I don't entirely agree, but I completely understand and can appreciate your position.

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Y'all are wet blankets.

15 is too young for Eiffel Tower jokes though.


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KDdidit wrote:
Y'all are wet blankets.

15 is too young for Eiffel Tower jokes though.



What the heck is an 'Eiffel Tower' joke?

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You guys are too sheltered. Yes, don't image search it with safe search off.


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KDdidit wrote:
Y'all are wet blankets.

:lol:

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Keeping Score wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Y'all are wet blankets.

15 is too young for Eiffel Tower jokes though.



What the heck is an 'Eiffel Tower' joke?



This is the closest thing I found on Urban Dictionary:


Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.



:lol: Not sure why I found this so funny but likely had to do with adding a sloth to the equation. Who does that?

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Hope this means those Hobbit movies will still get made.

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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

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The thing I don’t understand about the suicide person is the people who try and commit suicide for some reason they don’t die and that’s it. They stop trying. Why? Why don’t they just keep trying? What has changed? Is their life any better now? No. In fact it’s worse because now they’ve found out one more thing you stink at. Okay, that’s why these people don’t succeed in life to begin with. Because they give up too easy. I saw, pills don’t work, try a rope. Car won’t start in the garage, get a tune up. You know what I mean? There’s nothing more rewarding than reaching a goal you have set for yourself.


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Did you hear Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital? They say she got sick because she didn't have her blanket.

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I have no interest in telling stories, but I've seen this sort of basic setup before, and I'm here to tell you that taking Motrin won't do shit about killing you - at least not as one might hope they will when they take them. It can completely destroy liver function, so she might get the consolation prize of an unfortunate liver fucking out of this, assuming the reports resemble the truth.

I am not pleased this happened, and she lives a different kind of life none of us could even approach imagining, little of it her own doing, which probably makes it that much harder to contend with in her coconut.

Anyway, to get back to the first paragraph .... I believe you'll find more than one person better suited to speak intelligently on these matters will concede that this sort of suicide attempt was purposefully, if not subconsciously, half-assed on purpose. Whether one wishes to apply an overly pejorative tag to said half-assed attempt - or more blandly, perhaps benevolently, call it a desperate call for help, is for each of you to decide on your own. Personally, I'd lean toward the latter definition because there's just not enough information (afaik) to make her out to be a bad guy (okay, girl).

Anyway, that's my final thought for the day. I'm Jerry Springer.

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