Mrs and rogue jr have high tailed it outta town for a week starting today. ( Must be nice being a fucking teacher and only working 9 months a year...hmmmmph) Which leaves your humble narrator with a huge hole in his life for the next 7 days. Am taking off Saturday from work to take the chance to imbibe with my city folk buddies whom I dont get to see that often anymore ( Holiday Club) . Other than that , I dont know wtf to do. What do you married dudes do if you get the run of the place for a week?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Walk around naked and screw hookers. In that order.

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Nothing to fear but fear itself, and me.

Meh, thats how I met my wife.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Sleep. Lots of sleep. Also beer. Lots of beer.

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Movies (the ones off limits with the wife...porn and nonporn accepted), beer and pizza.

Run an illegal foxy boxing ring

Booze, large gatherings of like minded people, lay around, that stuff.

I've got a bit of introvert in me so I like my "SomeGuy" time. I'll smoke some weed as well but Mrs. SomeGuy doesn't really care if I get high every once and while.

You're not getting your money's worth if you can still walk afterwards ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I have never had that long of a time to myself

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I find myself doing pretty much the same things as when she/they are here, maybe less dishes and laundry get done.

As my kids are older, they stay here for their jobs more often than when they were younger, so the routine doesn't change as much.

Watch nothing but porn all day and see how many times you can jerk off in 24 hours.

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Seriously.

No one?

No one's going to go for that one?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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This is my signature...

Fucker, I wish I could have a few cocktails with you at the Holiday Club. One of my favorite places.
Go eat at the squared circle.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

What's stopping you? Work?

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Squared Circle is good times.

I was there a week or two ago for a friends birthday, he and his fiance know some peeps that own/work there so we got a sweet deal.

Love the burgers.

Swung on and belted

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

160 miles of highway

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

The only answer is...
Have a sexy party!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

drink jack daniels at the kitchen table while staring at a picture of your family and crying...bitch

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Call up some friends that are Hawks fans and either meet tonight and/or Saturday at Buffalo Wild Wings, Tilted Kilt or host them at your place for some beer and grub while watching the game. Play Golf on the weekend and rent some movies you wanted to see but wouldn't interest the Mrs.

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Go Cubs!!!!

How suburban!

Go wild and order three plates of salad at Olive Garden.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Buffalo Wild Wings? Could you have picked out a worse place?

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Steve has house parties catered by Applebee's and Churchill Downs.

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I like the place. Huge screens and I love the wings. Hey, go wherever you want. Those places would suit me just fine. Best during Football season with lots of games shown on various screens.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Can't imagine you actually eating at Buffalo Wild Wings, Steve. To go? Sure. But not in public. The autograph seekers have to flock to such a well known actor.

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I'm suggesting stuff he really might consider. Guys suggesting the hookers and dancing girls are fine, but thats unlikely to be taken into serious consideration. If my advice is "suburban" that makes sense. I am a suburbanite and glad of it. I lived in Wrigleyville just after graduating from college for a year, before moving back to the suburbs. I liked some things about the city (and that area of it) but would never live there again. The traffic and parking problems, not enough golf courses and I like open spaces with trees and bushes and lots of grass. Too much concrete in the city for me.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I would like to see the look on a twenty something server's face at BWW when Steve asked for free wings/beer because he is THE Elmhurst Steve.

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Yeah, cause that happens

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Go Cubs!!!!