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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:34 pm 
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Is it Samoa, because that affects my answer.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:43 pm 
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not answering the question other than I'm bringing Frank as the female and making him act like our bitch

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:49 pm 
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Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:51 pm 
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Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?


You have to bring Hank Scorpio.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:57 pm 
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I'd kill the other guys
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Telegram Sam wrote:
MxdCookie wrote:
Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?


You have to bring Hank Scorpio.


I assume all the ladies would pick me anyway. No razors on that island so they need a man that appreciates the natural look and can grow a glorious beard.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:00 pm 
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5 weed seeds


You only need one plant, and then clone it.

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You only need one plant, and then clone it.


Well, maybe I'd let you live...

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Man, sit yo ass down somewhere.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:04 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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I'd kill the other guys
I'd bring 5 strips of bacon
5 weed seeds
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Man, sit yo ass down somewhere.


:lol:
I think we may need to slap box so we can be best friends again...

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MxdCookie wrote:
Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?

Houston Homer would be fun to talk to.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:05 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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MxdCookie
I'd kill the other guys
I'd bring 5 strips of bacon
5 weed seeds
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Man, sit yo ass down somewhere.


:lol:
I think we may need to slap box so we can be best friends again...

You're taller. You have a longer reach, so to speak. But only by centimeters. Again, so to speak.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:08 pm 
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I think we may need to slap box so we can be best friends again...

You're taller. You have a longer reach, so to speak. But only by centimeters. Again, so to speak.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:09 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
MxdCookie wrote:
Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?

Houston Homer would be fun to talk to.


Possibly, but if I am the female, I can bring an extra guy for Ivan to fight with.

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MxdCookie wrote:
Do I have to bring a female, or do I count as the female on my island?


You have to bring Hank Scorpio.


I assume all the ladies would pick me anyway. No razors on that island so they need a man that appreciates the natural look and can grow a glorious beard.


I already let her take a peak at my beard and I can tell by the sound of her voice when she wasn't talking to me that she was really impressed by the length and thickness of my beard.

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It's too late everyone. You have to pick someone else.

There's like 5 or 6 other women on the board...

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There's like 5 or 6 other women on the board...
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Jackref, Kid, Drop In, Don Tiny, and Double H.

Bring an axe, a bed, a water purifier, a portable electronic charger, and a laptop.

Wheat, barley, hops, yeast, and rice.

It'd be like Gilligan's Island only with more drunken hilarity and less pants.

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I'm about to go 100% flirt mode with Houston Homer. Yup.

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4 guys & 1 female sounds like KS' kind of party.


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I'm about to go 100% flirt mode with Houston Homer. Yup.



:shock: I've been replaced?!?!?! What the....

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I'm about to go 100% flirt mode with Houston Homer. Yup.



:shock: I've been replaced?!?!?! What the....

Never! I'm pacing myself. I've been on you for about two years...so to speak.

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I'm about to go 100% flirt mode with Houston Homer. Yup.


YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUNKEN DOLL!!!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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I'm about to go 100% flirt mode with Houston Homer. Yup.



:shock: I've been replaced?!?!?! What the....

Never! I'm pacing myself. I've been on you for about two years...so to speak.



Excuses, excuses :roll:

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Cookie wants me to flirt with her.

Alright...it's about to get very inappropriate up in here.

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