Elmhurst Steve: Elmhurst Steve exists to irritate people. He is a well known racist who is not afraid to spout his bigotry and ignorance at any opportunity. He's also well known as a Sox baiter, using childish namecalling and silly memes to irritate Frank and other, lesser Sox fans.

NSJ: NSJ is a penis of this highest order. From bragging on his income to his famed outrage at other perceived bragging to shaking like a newborn baby in a purple polo during a rather mundane event he has been a prime example of CSFMB Asshattery for well over 6 years now. He sucks.

Walt Williams Neck: For a long time I thought Walt was just a troll. He just does stuff to get under people's skin on a message board. Someone met him and said he was a bit of a mensch, but his recent nitwittery with bigfan cast a serious doubt on that claim. He also hates me, which might be normal but it makes me think he's a weenie.

Panther: Panther gon Panth. He's calmed down quite a bit over the last year or so and in some degree he and I have buried the hatchet but he was nominated by Don Tiny who knows something about Schmuckery, asshattery and douchebaggery. We all know the all caps threads, semen stained moustaches pictures, skittles and weird fuckin nicknames are his calling card.

Tall Midget: Big. Goddamn. Words.

Jimmy Reardon: Exists to stick his weenie where it certainly doesn't belong and post political propaganda on a sports message board. Why? No one knows really, and he refuses to explain himself. He also refers to himself in the third person which is proof positive of an asshole.

Cubbiegirlshamus: Just plain weird and possibly mental. She hates people that take handouts, because the ones she got were earned by her Dad by working very, very hard. She has given the Cubs Fans a bad name. As well as Park Ridge. And anyone named Steph.

Mini Ditka: Who says you have to pay for useless market research? Just post a bunch of stupid threads on a message board, and watch the data flow like menstrual blood.

Darkside: Well known as combative and self indulgent, he has irritated hundreds of posters over the last 7 years. He's Multy, know it alley, full of asshattery and possibly an unconvicted jaywalker. Just because he's smarter than you doesn't mean he has to act like it all the time. Remember that thing with that guy? His fault.

Keeping Score: Multy, insulty, ass pokey. He pretended to be a woman for like 6 months. Stalky, Talkey, too shocky. He knows way too much about your for your average 20 year old too.

Chaspopcap: He said he would buttrape another posters wife. Gets kinda in your facey in political conversations. Read the Koran 5 times, in one sitting, for kicks. May be related to satan.

These, esteemed CSFMB Members, are your nominees. Vote. Vote wisely. Pick the biggest asshat on the board.

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There needs to be a redux of DBOTW .... maybe monthly, top two each advance to the brawl for it all at the end of the year.

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You know, I never thought of doing it on Sundays until just now. I just always been thinking I'm too busy during the week.

Perhaps... perhaps... perhaps.

yes.

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I nominated 4 people that everyone can agree are asshats and they arent listed.

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GO BEARS!!!

5 off the island of my vote right away

Tall Midget
Panther
NSJ
WWN
Darkside


You are SAFE

All righty.

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TM
Mini Ditka
Darkside

Very hard to choose just one.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You ever want your cooler back?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

In light of the government spying, this board and this country needs DBOTW.

The new edition begins Sunday.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'll grab it at Lakemoorfest.


I guess you're SAFE here.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

IMU
SHARK

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At the end of the introduction of me as a candidate ..... when you say Frank, and other lesser Sox fans....you are saying that you too find Frank to be a lesser individual as Sox fans go.. Otherwise you would have said Frank and lesser Sox fans. But since you went with Frank and OTHER lesser sox fans, I have to agree with you on your articulation. Fine work Darko.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Trying to get more votes, Steve? I hope this tactic works.

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Not at all. I'm simply congratulating you on your identification of Frank as a lesser Sox fan. If that was not your intention, then I guess it would be congratulations on being a dumbass, who can't articulate a thought effectively, without identifying his butt buddy as a lesser Sox fan. Either way, it's a win. Seems like the very definition of an asshat....trying to write something critical of one person and in the process making his own friend look bad. If the ability to articulate a thought effectively were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Steven, I will say this again because you prove it to be true on an almost daily basis. You are a special kind of stupid.

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Its a little silly that Panther is winning this, unless he's voting for himself with all his voting mults. Does anyone read posts from some of the other idiots in this poll?

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You should be upset with your boyfriend Darkside...he's the one that identified you as a lesser Sox fan, not me. So I guess he's the one that's stupid, unless you are representing yourself as a lesser sox fan as well. In that case, may I say that it shows great self-awareness on your part and I congratulate you for your ability to admit it.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I used to go in on season tickets with Joe Orr and Les. R. Soxfan.

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There can be only one...and it's pretty fucking obvious who it is. Just an awful human. Die in a fire.

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@audioidkid

That's a little harsh. Keeping Score isn't that bad.

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

MEATPANTS! What was his moniker?

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good dolphin doesn't participate in this nonsense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_iisEel5Fo

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I am furious that my great selections have NOT been added to this list. They're some of the biggest assholes you will ever meet.

Dr. Ken
Peeps
Psycory
Homer Houston

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GO BEARS!!!

Nas

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I'll never forget this disrespect. You don't even know me

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Don have you already forgotten how Dr Ken viciously attacked you when you joined the board?

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GO BEARS!!!