yeah...
so.
didn't bother with the plug sell stuff or general discussion b/c my awesomeness needs to be featured within my favorite show heading.
that is the premise of the board, isn't it?
bigfan?

i don't really have anything cool to promote like WZ or WR....
(other than my kick ass fucking band... http://www.nervesession.com )
and haven't been providing recent memorable subjects like Ugie...

however, I would like to thank the CSFMB community for contributing (in your meager way) to my post count.
some of you have provided content worth replying to.
if you think you are one of these people, i'm sorry, but you're probably not.
many of you....simply.....well.
like Ron White says,
"you can't fix stupid."

nevertheless, thanks for trying.
maybe if you continue to bask in my ultimate coolness, one or two of you could be eligible for mediocrity.

6000 posts and all natural.
a doubles hitter and a DD lover.


HUGE

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@audioidkid

GOOD LORD that's a lot of posts. Congrats.

You'd better send a shout out to the emoticons...

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WOW !!!
That's really amazing considering that only 4,000 of them were about the Ex

Top 6 Doug EP Posts:
1) The Stalker parking lot photo
2) The one about the remote
3) the one about the Ex calling
4) the one about the guitar
5) the one about girl a, b, & c
6) the one about the score of "The Love Session"

Keep'em coming

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Nothing like a uni-circle jerk.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

My 6000th post will be like the first 5999. Not funny and a waste of everyone's time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

So...pretty much what Doug did...

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wonderful. a dick picture thread :p

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Congrats! That's a lot of posts!

Hot damn, I'm not even a quarter way there yet.

Congrats Doug!

Congrats Doug. The board would be lifeless without you.

And this thread is a dick picture.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Doug, what was more satisfying...your 6000th post or your P.E.?

It's been quite a summer for you.

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

Is that like 500 home runs?

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"Canadians use a different number system. It's like base 4 or something. That way when you are counting, it's thumb, mitt, mitt, thumb."

Wouldn't you rather lose your virginity than make 6000 posts?
Congrats.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

[red stripe beer commercial voice] hooooraay doug!

I can still remember that first day you came here to post...

Thunder(ous) applause for Doug

Shit,
I can barely remember the last day he posted.
Dolphin, that diet of yours must really clear your mind.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

2 years and 2 months of dedication- that's impressive Doug- Congrats!
(Was that longer than your marriage?)

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

wow.....

damn.
tough room.

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@audioidkid

1500 bitches!

Plus another 1000+ under the old nom de plume...