The boys will be in full glee mode today:

Dan will find a Hockey expert and ask him tough questions in his search for knowledge

Terry will stroke King James for five hours and tell everyone I told You so.

Both will advise you to stop watching Sox baseball. Should they trade Chris Sale? (I think so. Pirates Maybe??)

Matty will find Jason and give him lessons on how to properly make fun of people with MS so he can share with his new teammates.

Can't Wait.

Excellent work, OFB.

Four hours til showtime. I'll be listening....when they are not talking about hockey.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Sports is random. None of us know anything. But we told. you. all. along.

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I do agree with Bernstine on DWade. Terrible teammate.

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that was a GREAT game to watch, manu gonobili should be taking a beating for how unbelievably awful he played.... he got a lot of positive press for the game he played well... I dont see many articles ripping him for being awful after last game.... but he was the sole reason the spurs lost this game.... i mean 8 TO's? dumb and 1 fouls.... it was remarkable how bad he played (unless you blame a 21 y/o kid who missed a free throw (Lenoard)).

Get. Low.

Spin/Pin

Gotta remember to ICE, hit your landmarks and have textbook goaltending position.

BernSTINE should get on the horn and give Pops a lesson BIG.BOY.STUFF

How is Bosh having trouble defending one of the greatest post players of all time!? It's simple! Get low, engage, body up, rotate, pivot, swivel, shake, leverage, landmarks, weak side rotation, spin pin! Where is the Matt Bowen of basketball to explain big.boy.defense!?

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Plus the Spurs are notorious for running Good Stuff

Candyman and Bernstein going at it for a few seconds.

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Spiegel is being a real bitch right now

What's the exchange about?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Really? BernSTINE lookin' like a twat. Not saying Meat is being presentable, but come on.

Bernstein is being annoying, but Spiegel argues like such an annoying cretin

Thought this was interesting:

Lebron James' playoff record: 66-53.

With ref Joe Crawford: 25-3
W/o ref Joe Crawford: 41-50

They were talking about whether Miami will win game 7. Bernstein says without doubt they will win, Spiegel is saying he's being a fool because he doesn't truly know who will win.

Yeah he's sounding like a twat, but Spiegel still sounds like a bitch.

More Rafer Wiegel debate. Dan is gonna have an aneurysm!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

HAHAHHAAH

BernSTINE:

- "It isn't about enjoying life, it's about sensabilities being offended, IT'S WRONG. WEAR A DIFFERENT TIE!!"
-"I guess I'm not numb to it...."


Jesus, what a miserable piece of shit.

Man, how is this really bothering him that much? He so wants to be a BIG. BOY. NEWSCASTER that this shit kills him. He knows better than the pros, he knows more than the coaches, he knows more than the professionals, he knows more than the beat guys....he should be up there doing it because he is better and knows better.

What a piece of trash.

Candymaam is right, though

To act like any game 7 is a lock is pretty silly. It doesnt get to a game 7 if one team is so clearly superior (excepting major injuries in game 6 or something)

That is a large sample size

It's comical that he would be so upset about this perceived lack of professionalism. When I think of words to describe Dan, "professionalism" isn't one of them. He'll insulate himself from any criticism on that front by saying he's paid to give an opinion/be a goof/he's not a journalist/OMG WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT I THINK? when it suits him and super serious journalist (who is really just repeating what other people have already said) WHO. WILL. NEVER. STOP. when it suits him.

Basically, it's always different when he does something he criticizes someone else for doing.

Great gig if you can get it!

Today's show is shaping up to be something I don't want to hear so I'll head over to W&S or music for the rest of the afternoon.

Do we know if Amir is real or not?

That is interesting but Manu Ginobli and his 8 turnovers and missed free throws and stupid fouls had much more to do with it.

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Why don't I own this?

Please do. We welcome you.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I actually think this is fake. Got it on Twitter and people are saying it's wrong. Nothing to see here.

Is this Rosenthal (?) laying the lumber to all the Hawks fanboys in the media? I missed the intro.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I can't believe they're still harping on this "journalistic travesty". Terry obviously doesn't care, but all of Danny's taint lickers are checking in.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

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