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leashyourkids
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Graciously? With open arms? Miserably? Suicidally?

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marijuana


Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm... tell me more.

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I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?

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Interesting turn... I was looking for adverbs, and you're giving me nouns. I'll go with alcohol and the occasional illegal drug use. Also, porn and young co-workers who flirt with me for career advancement. What else?

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I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P

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One day at a time. Every day is a gift.


FavreFan getting philosophical. I like it. Keep 'em coming...

How about downplaying the accomplishments of age-similar friends?

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pittmike wrote:
I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P



Lol we were joking about the fed ex thing a while back.

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One day at a time. Every day is a gift.


FavreFan getting philosophical. I like it. Keep 'em coming...

Nah, I was just rewatching The Sopranos this past week.

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pittmike wrote:
I'll go Marijuana. Who was it on the board that was gonna fed ex me some?


idk what was a bigger blunder.... tonguegate from yesterday or this one =P



:lol: tonguegate! :lol: Sini, you're awesome!

I find a combination of alcohol/smoke with a healthy dose of denial works wonders! :wink:

Now, if one of y'all could figure out how to fight the effects of gravity, that would be awesome! 8)

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Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.

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Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:

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With open arms..being 60 I'm going to retire from working and enjoy the time I have left on this planet :D I have no regrets!

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pittmike wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:


Yeah, hey! That's OUR thing. :P

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Sorely.

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Houston Homer wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Furious Styles wrote:
Deny, deny, deny.

I round my age down in increments of 5. I was 40 for 5 years until I turned 45. It's like ripping a bandage off vs. peeling it off slowly. Not really.

A good asshole tounging now and then helps ease the pain.



Hey! :lol:


Yeah, hey! That's OUR thing. :P

:lol:

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2. tossed salad 1019 up, 567 down

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the contents of the salad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

omg, lint?? how does lint get there??

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7+ years on the CSFMB and I finally decide to click on the Drinky thread last night.

Serendipitous Thread Malignment.

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I am planning to talk across the grand canyon on a tight rope. Aging won't be much of an issue then.

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I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.

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The Guy on Discovery, not BRick.

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I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.


I don't hope he falls but I have a feeling he will.

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The Guy on Discovery, not BRick.
:lol: You're just saying that.

Yeah, I think it's about time for one of these daredevil stunts to fail.

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Did you guys see that stunt pilot and the wing walker die this weekend during that airshow?
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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm not gonna lie. I hope falls.


I don't hope he falls but I have a feeling he will.



I actually didn't want to see him fall, except now every three feet it's Jeebus talk .... now I kinda want to see gravity and windshear win.

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Lots of shoutouts to Jesus so far. May want to wait until the other end before we thank him.

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It does sounds like he's saying "crazy" Jesus .... :lol: :lol:

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