Flipping around the channels on the television machine this morning I see that Corey McPherrin and Anna Davlantes are both sitting at the anchor desk wearing Blackhawks jerseys.

If Dan doesn't spend at least 4.5 hours on this he will have, through the transitive property of something, have become complicit in...something.

Will Leery be in for Teary?
Will Terry be there, pretending like he understands half of what's going on?
How long did Dan spend running around Wrigleyville last night trying to determine if people were enjoying the Blackhawks' victory on the proper level?

Listen if you dare.

I will never do this again. At least not for a while. Whatever...I have to go make my lunch and leave for work.

I was watching some of the post game coverage last night, and Jim Rose was literally blowing Patrick Kane while interviewing him. It was that bad.

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BernSTINE might just do a totally calculated diatribe (when aren't they?) today and meltdown about it. He doesn't want to bask in hockey glory and celebrate, no, he would rather yell about "integrity" and browbeat Corey McPherrin than discuss the 'Hawks. Maybe Paula Deen gets a mention? Anything but hockey....he has to HATE today.

What a fuck.

Journalistic integrity is for Journalists, not TV fools.

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Another interracial couple

The interview was on the roof of the TD Garden?

He'll no doubt go on a rant about the few assholes that were arrested as if they represent the whole Blackhawks fan base.

Miserable prick can't enjoy anything. Even for one fucking day.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

He also can't let anyone enjoy anything, it's like his purpose in life.

I can only imagine someone telling a story about themselves "beating cancer" within earshot of BernSTINE.

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Just imagine if the people of Chicago extended one-tenth the energy of celebrating the BHawks to diminishing the killimg rate in Englewood+.

Yeah, cause it's just that easy. What a piece of shit!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Doesn't he know that all Blackhawk fans are racist? I mean I think today is a joint celebration between the Hawks cup victory and the kick off of a long season of black on black violence.

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8-year-old just stood up in front of the TV and said "The Blackhawks won, but I am impressed with the Bruins." #Whateverdude


No he didnt

Oh brother.

I would imagine that this is a classic BernSTINE tweet?

If so, why does he have to lie about his kids all the time?

Rose had to softball it after they way they treated Kane on the ice after the last cup.

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Yeah, that's a BernTweet

Maybe the kid DID say it. Seems weird, but whatever.

I'm telling you, within six or so years, when the parental bragging gene really kicks in, this is going to become an intolerable show arc.

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Its intolerable for some already

Im a bit of a braggart about my daughter so I dont say much about it.


But some of the stuff he says his kid says just sounds....exaggerated to made up

Just imagine when there is something to really brag about. The kid will probably move from magnate grade school, to magnate high school to Duke with scholarly awards won along the way. At least it will be fun to watch the transformation back into a fan of Duke sports.

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I don't think the Bros and Trixies at Clark and Addison know where Englewood is...

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I would have loved for them to march over there last night.

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I was watching the celebration on Channel 7. They panned the crowd and it had to be about 70% women. I'm sure they were long suffering fans.

Right behind the reporter a guy was giving the international symbol for vag licking. I saw that guy in the parking lot of Jewel at Cicero and Touhy not two hours before. I remembered him because he was white trash and swearing while talking on a cell. This was during the game. Another long suffering fan who obviously high tailed it to Wrigleyville.

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Saw that guy and had to change the channel. I was hoping the camera man or someone would have clocked him.

I'm going to go on a limb and predict that there will be plenty of "Turds in the Punchbowl" dropped by BernSTINE and Boers or whoever the fuck else is in.

-Anti-Military stance
-"Props"
-"Jingoism"
-Dumb Fans
-Paula Deen
-Veiled shots at racist hockey fans.
-Discussion of ratings and how they just can't stack up to the NBA. He will does this in his "shocked and incredulous" voice.
-Pissing on how hockey is "totally 100% random" and thus isn't a BIG.BOY.SPORT that has livestock in it.
-Toews and concussion talk. (Thanks to MakulaG!)



There is your checklist, boyz, get to it!

Oh, joy. That creepy little perv Leery is back again today. Rozner would have been a natural for today's show but I guess Bernsie didn't want anyone telling him he's wrong for the majority of the afternoon.

Already telling Blackhawks fans how to feel and what is important, what is critical and what it's all about. He also wants you to know how to think about it!

Mac and Meat are definitely rolling their eyes and making the "stroke off" hand gesture while listening to this crap.

"It is absolutely critical that you as a Blackhawks fan store this moment away and savor it...The feeling you have is just yours."

"It's not about group celebrations or civic parades."

There ya go. Reality is at its most real when experience is privatized in accordance with the values of the professional-managerial elite and neoliberal orthodoxy.

Fuck collective identity.

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Beat me to it. Jesus fucking Christ Dan, for one day can you not tell us how to enjoy a damn championship? You. NEED. TO. FEEL. THIS.

O/U on when we hear "This is a great day for Hawks fans, but have you seen the ratings for the NBA Finals?": 3:35

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