... It's the stench of Steve Alford.

GarPax is now forever associated with covering up domestic abuse.

Don't listen. I don't even know who's in.

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You really think he'll take that angle?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Look at his Twitter.

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Oh at least a little bit. Or he will go with "ok, he's just a guy". Then blow Lebron.

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Elections have consequences.

I don't think he'll dive deep with it, but he and Abbatacola made comments on Twitter. I don't even know what prompts one to start that conversation.

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Great thread, horrible show.

I can't believe I use to listen to this show.

I know it would never happen, but it would be absolute gold if 'SCR sent Bernstein out to cover the parade. He'd be surrounded by so many things that he dislikes. For example:

1) People who enjoy sports for what it is
2) People who enjoyed a championship without immediately retreating to a sensory deprivation tank to contemplate what it really means as soon as the game clock read 0:00.
3) People who bought championship apparel

I think Matt is in today. Does anyone have any tips for differentiating between the times he's doing a CBS Sports Ra-di-o bit and the times he's just being himself?

Snell has referred to Alford as a "great coach." I like this guy!

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For Dan, it's probably a host of psychological issues. For Abbatacola, either Dan told him to or he doesn't want Dan to hog all the fun of being a petulant troll for himself.

it was a joke. satire.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

#2 got a chuckle out of me.... Matt has that dry delivery for his comedic bits.... if only they were the least bit funny it might actually work

It's hard to tell because Abbatacola's jokes are so horrible.

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If that's the case then I retract my comment about Abbatacola. My comment about Bernstein still stands.

billypontoons -- I'm glad I could make you giggle, you little dickens.

It wasn't domestic abuse, Dan's cool with that, just ask him his opinion on Brandon Marshall.

As to the cover up, that's just Dan's fixation on college coaches, it doesn't extend to the professional management ranks.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Yep. He doesn't care if Marshall beats the shit out of women, that's fine, he just wants him to catch the ball and score touchdowns.

Hmmm. Maybe if Alford hadn't used religion in order to shame a rape victim then Dan wouldn't think he was such a bad guy. If instead Alford calmly and carefully (you know, because she's a female and all that) explained to her that a rape charge would hurt Pierre Pierce's draft stock and thus future earning potential, he might even be commended.

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Doesn't he have a teenaged daughter.

You would think that would supply plenty of open criticism for his humor that he would either step up his game or stop entirely.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Agreed. One for the record books.

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Lil' Danny is going to be livid today. Way too many Chicago media members sporting the Indian head.

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It's got everything BernSTINE hates...

Hockey
Hockey Fans
Fans in general
The American Flag
Nation Anthem
People having fun
People cheering


This whole thing is an affront to BernSTINE'S sensibilities.

Don't forget the USA! USA! USA! chant. When you hear that, RUN away!

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?

http://www.reddit.com/user/maddabattacola

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If I do a shot every time Dan says "jingoistic", will I be drunk by 2:30?

Crawford's F bomb just hit the Score!

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USA USA USA USA

I literally had this show on for 5 minutes. What do I hear? Dan's puppet saying, "Dan, Dan, hey Dan, I really like your Hawks jersey!" And Dan declaring that championship celebrations, "Blow."

Fuck this shit!!!!!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

It's pretty sad that drinky is on the air calling women who didn't meet his strict dress code for a championship rally "sluts" and saying that 9 months from now the man who impregnates them will not be around.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

yeah I didn't really get that. Seemed like a really odd and stupid complaint. Almost as stupid as Finfer bitching about not hearing all the players speak.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I took Matt's preoccupation with the decision-making abilities and attire of teenage girls to mean that he is having quite a bit of anxiety about his daughter's teenage years.