I prefer your idea of an anthropomorphic penis dunking a basketball. In my mind he has wangs for fingers and veiny, trunk-like, dong arms that just whip the shit out any player that didn't pop out of a Dan Bernstein approved Basketball Broodmare™.

I prefer your idea of an anthropomorphic penis dunking a basketball. In my mind he has wangs for fingers and veiny, trunk-like, dong arms that just whip the shit out any player that didn't pop out of a Dan Bernstein approved Basketball Broodmare™.

Bernstein is the last person to bitch about this thing.

If he founded a basketball team, he'd call them the "Wang Whippers". The logo would be a huge black player wang whipping a big dumb white as he dunks on him. Also in the logo would be Bernstein under the basket, on the baseline, pointing and laughing at the big dumb white. Imagine that logo. Imagine the reaction. Bernstein would not change it no matter the outcry. He'd say "Bite Me, bitches. This is my team!!! Buy your own and name it what you want."

In my minds eye, thinking how Bernstein would design it, it would be the player with the wang out. The wang would be half his body size. The dumb white would be getting it in the face in a whipping fashion. There would be a blur in the logo to indicate how fast and hard he's been whipped. He would be dunking the ball simultaneously. The facial expression of the dumb white would be that of pain, shame and embarrassment.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Fuck you Beardown I hate you.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.