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Chus
 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:31 am 
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redskingreg wrote:
Bagels wrote:
what's the plural of oasis?

oasises?
oasis' ?
oasi ?


The plural is two assholish, alcoholic brothers.


Damn you, Greg. You beat me to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:33 am 
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Can't pump in NJ either. At least not a little while back.

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:lol: :lol:

Would. Over and Over and Over......

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 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:45 am 
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spmack wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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Can't pump in NJ either. At least not a little while back.

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:lol: :lol:

Would. Over and Over and Over......


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 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:44 pm 
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I straddle the gas hose and have the business end of the pump directly between my legs so it looks like I'm humping my gas tank.
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:19 pm 
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bring a skinny white girl in tube top and shorts and have her fill up the tank while you sit behind the wheel, keys in the ignition, ready to take off in case a person in an orange vest walks up:

http://youtu.be/fIjGDGd9Jhw
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 Post subject: Re: Gas Station Question
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
bring a skinny white girl in tube top and shorts and have her fill up the tank while you sit behind the wheel, keys in the ignition, ready to take off in case a person in an orange vest walks up:

http://youtu.be/fIjGDGd9Jhw


Ain't nothing skinny bout that girl.
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