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 Post subject: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:10 pm 
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My wife has been watching this all day. What a bunch of spoiled little bitches. The wives on here throw a shitfit if their 3 million dollar beachfront property has an electric stove. Cry me a fuckin river, you uppetty Caller Bob bags.

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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:13 pm 
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I think Uppity Caller Bob bags is the opener for the free 4th of July concert in Grant Park tonight.

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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:22 pm 
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Also the incessant need to discuss how to possibly "entertain" "family and friends" in such a "small space" really grinds my gears.
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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
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Also add "open floor plan" and "granite countertops" to the must have for the spoiled young'uns. And of course, all at their price.

A lot of them come off as very self centered entitled pricks. Which of course is why I keep watching. I feel better about myself as a person.
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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:44 pm 
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'Merica!

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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:05 pm 
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Good thing its not "Love it or List it". They play up the spoiled bitchiness way more on that one.

They should change the name to the Mike Holmes Network and only show him dominating the fuck out of a project.

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Tad Queasy
 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:09 pm 
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Jason a lawyer, and Meghan, a tedious, irritating bitch, are expecting their first child and need more room to accommodate their growing family. They want to move out of their 2,200 sq. ft., 3 bedroom, two bath condo and into a home with at least five bedrooms three baths. Also on their wish list are granite counter tops, even in areas where it makes absolutely no sense to have granite counter tops, high-end appliances and finishes, and a two car garage for the BMW and Range Rover they really can't afford. They would like the seller to pay all closing costs, the first 18 months of their mortgage, and also buy them one of those baby strollers with the wheels that look like the tires from a mountain bike that only jagoffs buy.
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Baby McNown
 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:22 pm 
Peoria Matt wrote:
Also add "open floor plan" and "granite countertops" to the must have for the spoiled young'uns. And of course, all at their price.

A lot of them come off as very self centered entitled pricks. Which of course is why I keep watching. I feel better about myself as a person.

Please. It's called an "open concept".
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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Jason a lawyer, and Meghan, a tedious, irritating bitch, are expecting their first child and need more room to accommodate their growing family. They want to move out of their 2,200 sq. ft., 3 bedroom, two bath condo and into a home with at least five bedrooms three baths. Also on their wish list are granite counter tops, even in areas where it makes absolutely no sense to have granite counter tops, high-end appliances and finishes, and a two car garage for the BMW and Range Rover they really can't afford. They would like the seller to pay all closing costs, the first 18 months of their mortgage, and also buy them one of those baby strollers with the wheels that look like the tires from a mountain bike that only jagoffs buy.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:54 am 
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Jason a lawyer, and Meghan, a tedious, irritating bitch, are expecting their first child and need more room to accommodate their growing family. They want to move out of their 2,200 sq. ft., 3 bedroom, two bath condo and into a home with at least five bedrooms three baths. Also on their wish list are granite counter tops, even in areas where it makes absolutely no sense to have granite counter tops, high-end appliances and finishes, and a two car garage for the BMW and Range Rover they really can't afford. They would like the seller to pay all closing costs, the first 18 months of their mortgage, and also buy them one of those baby strollers with the wheels that look like the tires from a mountain bike that only jagoffs buy.


nicely done.
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 Post subject: Re: House Hunters
PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:38 am 
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Jason a lawyer, and Meghan, a tedious, irritating bitch, are expecting their first child and need more room to accommodate their growing family. They want to move out of their 2,200 sq. ft., 3 bedroom, two bath condo and into a home with at least five bedrooms three baths. Also on their wish list are granite counter tops, even in areas where it makes absolutely no sense to have granite counter tops, high-end appliances and finishes, and a two car garage for the BMW and Range Rover they really can't afford. They would like the seller to pay all closing costs, the first 18 months of their mortgage, and also buy them one of those baby strollers with the wheels that look like the tires from a mountain bike that only jagoffs buy.


He got all of that one. Right down the middle of the fairway.
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