SHARK

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Kathy Bates in Misery

Just that that kind of crazy exists

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not sure why this particular character stuck with me for so many years. When I was 6 or 7 years
old I saw a movie on tv that had a killer robot cowboy. Scared the crap out of me. To the best of
my knowledge the movie had to be Westworld. I have never seen it again but was able to see some
images of the movie and pretty sure that is what it was. Yul Brenner was a creepy dude in this one.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

flying monkeys

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Freddy Kruger
The SHARK from Jaws
Damian from The Omen
John Gacy
LeBron James

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He's so evil Stephen Malkmus wrote a song about him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJuiq15Hwk

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Scared the shit out of me as a young kid.

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Chucky... I had a recurring nightmare for weeks about Chucky trying to kill me. What the hell were my parents thinking letting me watch that.

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It's kind of a kidnapper movie...

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actually, it was a .txt file from the dialup bbs days.... someone wrote an erotic story about a guy and his wife throwing a party, everyone got shitfaced and in the end dude's buddy's girl decided to let everyone at the party run a train on her..... so dude was looking at it and his wife was like DON'T YOU DO IT and he was just like "lksdlashdlas FUCK IT" and he jumped in for a couple of minutes.

but then the traumatic shit came.

after that dude's wife came out and said "HEY GUYS THERE'S ANOTHER PUSSY HERE" and let everyone run a train on her. and she made it a point to outlast the other chick. the guy passed out and wrote that he woke up to the sounds of the aforementioned buddy screwing the brains out of his wife in the morning.... right next to him as he was sleeping! and from that point on his wife was a total whore screwing everyone (alluded to by her getting a ticket from some officer and her offering to pay it up) and pretty much the story ends with his wife being a complete total whore screwing everyone and everything in sight and him sighing that the 2mins of shitty drunken pumping of his buddy's girl unleashed his wife's inner whore.

that really bothered me as a young kid for some reason.... i guess it foreshadowed the kind of possessive emotions one has when they're in a relationship, but like, just that thought that you're one moment of stupidity away from a switch being flipped and waking up next to your wife screwing the shit out of your best friend? and then random strangers? i was too young to realize the truth of it, that if there's a switch to be flipped to turn your wife into that, odds are that was always there and prolly done in secret and the switch was just the switch of formality.

so idk if dude/dude's-buddy's-girl or even dude's wife counts as a villain, but that's the one story that still to this day makes me feel a negative emotion storm open up and unload on me whenever i think of the story.

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We got cable in its infancy and this was on HBO.....all the damn time. I had to have been around 6. It creeped me out.



I saw this a few year later and it made me hate clowns to this day.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Clowns
Chucky
The guy who does the phone voice in "When a Stranger Calls"
Patrick Ewing
Will Clark

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Anyone remember the Salem's Lot mini-series? I can't believe my parents let me watch that. Nightmare city.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Also that gargoyle from Tales from the Darkside movie. That story totally messed me up as a little kid. Again, why were my parents letting me watch that...

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When I was a little kid, the gorilla drummer in the Showbiz Pizza band scared the shit out of me.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I remember that! When Kevin was hovering outside the window and scratching on the glass - FREAKED ME OUT!

'm sure the special effects would look cheesy nowadays.

Real life: Simon Peter Nelson. Killed his six kids and the family dog with a ball-peen hammer and a butcher knife. I went to school w/ the oldest daughter - my first kiss and my first "girlfriend." Sat on my BMX bike and watched them wheel out stretcher after stretcher.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

That commercial scared the everloving shit out of me. The PSA was supposed to get kids scared of drugs but instead, I was more afraid of watching Channel 50 after 10pm.

It wasn't until I got older that I realized how racist that ad was.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It

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Us older guys can appreciate this. This image just fucking terrified me and the opening credits were awesome.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Movies: the snakeman from Dreamscape. Spooky.

Real life: I remember being freaked out by the Tylenol killer.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The little freaking Voodoo Doll from Trilogy of Terror

Reading a Book on Son Of Sam called "Ultimate Evil" He lays out a scenario that it was a Satanist cult doing the killings linked other stuff into it,freaked me out could not sleep for like 2 days

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Yes.

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Zombies from the original Night of the Living Dead
The Shark from Jaws
Little kid from Pet Semetary

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Good one. The sister with MS had me awake at night as well.

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gmork from "the neverending story" and the skeksis from "the dark crystal" were my earliest. and seeing the first glimpse of gozer in "ghostbusters" when dana opens her fridge.

the blair witch.