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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:52 pm 
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Noticed this at the parade. Some almost look caved in...it's scary.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:12 pm 
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New trend in the burbs. Back in front...


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:22 pm 
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"Front-Butt" is the technical term.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:33 pm 
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c'mon downtown at lunchtime. more ass than you can shake a stick at. The girls aint bad either.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:52 pm 
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Cause and effect, my brother... It's not that Suburban mothers have flat asses. It's that flat-assed women move to the suburbs to avoid the non-interest of black men and to enjoy the interest of white suburban men who don't care about asses(I know - hard to believe, but they're out there).

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:03 am 
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i love when you take a skinny chick and bend her over. her hips open up and you can see all the way up her colon. sometimes i think they practice on cucumbers though.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:28 am 
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I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:23 pm 
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There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:09 pm 
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A suburban MILF with a size 4 ass in tight jeans or yoga pants and I'm all good.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:41 pm 
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Chus wrote:
There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone.

The Senoritas usually hang on to those.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:43 pm 
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A suburban MILF with a size 4 ass in tight jeans or yoga pants and I'm all good.

Yes! Yoga pants are definitely a gift from the gods

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:45 pm 
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Missouri woman kicked out of water park for being too skinny?

She's anorexic compared to yer average Missouri MILF:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1389763


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Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false.


It's called Rolling Ghettos for a reason


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:48 pm 
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Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
There are many great asses just in my neighborhood alone.

The Senoritas usually hang on to those.


It's not just Senioritas. There are white girls and black girls, too.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:02 am 
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Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false.

Just noticed my missing preposition here and laughed.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:07 am 
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Curious Hair wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a Starbucks in Rolling Meadows as we speak and your premise is demonstrably false.

Just noticed my missing preposition here and laughed.

I just thought you were workshopping a new mult.

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