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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:47 am 
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Didn't Gary once have his secretary call in to WYC because he wasn't able to do so himself?


Yes! He had a doctor's appointment. They laughed about it being a proxy crap.

My favorite Gary From Evanston call was the one where someone made him laugh and it sounded like he was beatboxing. bmm-bmm-PSH-bmm-bmm-PSH-bmm-bmm-PSH-bmm-bmm-PSH

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Sorry to hear this. Gary didn't annoy me like he did most here.

If nothing else, his demise eliminates the obligatory "I'm sure he's putting pen to paper" comment.

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If nothing else, his demise eliminates the obligatory "I'm sure he's putting pen to paper" comment.

:lol:

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There will be a tribute on this week's WYC.

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There will be a tribute on this week's WYC.


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gary and bob, what a pair


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Surprised Bernstein allowed the remote to be at that bar. That bar supports child rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did I like his craps? No. Did I bitch about him often? Yes. Do I feel badly about his passing? Yes, as much as I can for someone I didn't know or ever meet. Love him or hate him, he was a passionate fan, and that's what the Score was built on and for: the passionate fan! R.I.P. Gary from Evanston, and say hi to Gary Carter for me! :D <cue Expos sound effect>

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What makes this even more tragic is that I do a great Gary in Evanston impersonation, and I never got a chance to use it. I thought that someday I could call in with a crap as Evan Stone in Gary, and do it in the Gary voice, but sadly, the world will now be deprived the honor.


Evan Stone! Great porn star.

Call in Friday and do it as a tribute! I'm sure Matty would put you through.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Sorry to hear this. Gary didn't annoy me like he did most here.

If nothing else, his demise eliminates the obligatory "I'm sure he's putting pen to paper" comment.


Who is that sweet honey in your avatar OKC? Dayum!!!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Sorry to hear this. Gary didn't annoy me like he did most here.

If nothing else, his demise eliminates the obligatory "I'm sure he's putting pen to paper" comment.


Who is that sweet honey in your avatar OKC? Dayum!!!


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Sorry to hear this. Gary didn't annoy me like he did most here.

If nothing else, his demise eliminates the obligatory "I'm sure he's putting pen to paper" comment.


Who is that sweet honey in your avatar OKC? Dayum!!!


Cassie Ventura


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Thanks KS!

BTW, I don't wanna see anyone die. If I did however, Gary would be way down the list of Bernsie taint lickers that I'd want to see croak. He was harmless.

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BTW, I don't wanna see anyone die. If I did however, Gary would be way down the list of Bernsie taint lickers that I'd want to see croak. He was harmless.


Never have truer words been spoken.

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BTW, I don't wanna see anyone die. If I did however, Gary would be way down the list of Bernsie taint lickers that I'd want to see croak. He was harmless.


Never have truer words been spoken.


Yet lil' Danny asked why couldn't it have been one of their other callers who perished.

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"Our Motto is WIN: Whatever Is Necessary Today" hahahahahahahahahahaha Illinois football needs more attention

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That is spookily close to how I pictured both of them looked. :shock:

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dallas Winston wrote:

BTW, I don't wanna see anyone die. If I did however, Gary would be way down the list of Bernsie taint lickers that I'd want to see croak. He was harmless.


Never have truer words been spoken.


Yet lil' Danny asked why couldn't it have been one of their other callers who perished.
Ten Foot Midget doesn't call any more though.

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Ten Foot Midget doesn't call any more though.


Here's my short list IF I wished death on people:

1. Bill on Capitol Hill
1A 10 Ft. Bottom Bitch
3. Schmutzie
4. Steve in Bolingbrook
5. Mr. Mouth
6. Quad Cities Pat
7. Amir

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Somewhere Maddux Boy is hoping he gets the same treatment when he dies.

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Dallas Winston wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Ten Foot Midget doesn't call any more though.


Here's my short list IF I wished death on people:

1. Bill on Capitol Hill
1A 10 Ft. Bottom Bitch
3. Schmutzie
4. Steve in Bolingbrook
5. Mr. Mouth
6. Quad Cities Pat
7. Amir


Ummmm, where's that long-winded elderly ass bag who calls into Hub's Wednesday appearances? And Steve should be much higher than #4.

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Somewhere Maddux Boy is hoping he gets the same treatment when he dies.


Good God. How did I leave that jizzlapper off my list?!

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MattInTheCrown wrote:
What makes this even more tragic is that I do a great Gary in Evanston impersonation, and I never got a chance to use it. I thought that someday I could call in with a crap as Evan Stone in Gary, and do it in the Gary voice, but sadly, the world will now be deprived the honor.

If you call in ask Matty to do a tribute, I am sure he will get you on the air.

Of course then it really better be good.

Then I need a ghost-writer. The main reason I haven't done it yet is that I'm simply too lazy to construct a Gary-esque crap.

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Dallas Winston wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Ten Foot Midget doesn't call any more though.


Here's my short list IF I wished death on people:

1. Bill on Capitol Hill
1A 10 Ft. Bottom Bitch
3. Schmutzie
4. Steve in Bolingbrook
5. Mr. Mouth
6. Quad Cities Pat
7. Amir


So wait a minute.....you're telling us that you don't have a list of people that you would wish horrible, agonizing death upon.....

But then you proceed to actually give us a list of people that you wish horrible death upon.


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I haven't read any of this thread, but first off, RIP Gary...

and second off, I would most certainly wish death upon Ten Foot Midget.

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"Our Motto is WIN: Whatever Is Necessary Today" hahahahahahahahahahaha Illinois football needs more attention


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What makes this even more tragic is that I do a great Gary in Evanston impersonation, and I never got a chance to use it. I thought that someday I could call in with a crap as Evan Stone in Gary, and do it in the Gary voice, but sadly, the world will now be deprived the honor.

If you call in ask Matty to do a tribute, I am sure he will get you on the air.

Of course then it really better be good.

Then I need a ghost-writer. The main reason I haven't done it yet is that I'm simply too lazy to construct a Gary-esque crap.


Hi guys! Hoss Cartwright was the son of the Ben's second wife, a beautiful Scandinavian woman who was unfortunately scalped by Indians. His real first name was Eric. Huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh. Today's crap goes out to Bill O'Reilly who chose the passing of the great actor Jim Gandolfini to attack him for his portrayal of the mobster, Tony Soprano. O'Reilly said that Gandolfini's acting was too good and made the mobster too sympathetic. He seemed oblivious to the fact that Tony Soprano was nothing more than a character on a television program. So, Bill O'Reilly, have some respect for the dead and WHO ARE YOU CRAPPIN'?

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So wait a minute.....you're telling us that you don't have a list of people that you would wish horrible, agonizing death upon.....

But then you proceed to actually give us a list of people that you wish horrible death upon.


Notice the "IF" I typed, making it a hypothetical list.

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Hi guys! Hoss Cartwright was the son of the Ben's second wife, a beautiful Scandinavian woman who was unfortunately scalped by Indians. His real first name was Eric. Huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh. Today's crap goes out to Bill O'Reilly who chose the passing of the great actor Jim Gandolfini to attack him for his portrayal of the mobster, Tony Soprano. O'Reilly said that Gandolfini's acting was too good and made the mobster too sympathetic. He seemed oblivious to the fact that Tony Soprano was nothing more than a character on a television program. So, Bill O'Reilly, have some respect for the dead and WHO ARE YOU CRAPPIN'?


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