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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:27 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Hi guys! Hoss Cartwright was the son of the Ben's second wife, a beautiful Scandinavian woman who was unfortunately scalped by Indians. His real first name was Eric. Huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh. Today's crap goes out to Bill O'Reilly who chose the passing of the great actor Jim Gandolfini to attack him for his portrayal of the mobster, Tony Soprano. O'Reilly said that Gandolfini's acting was too good and made the mobster too sympathetic. He seemed oblivious to the fact that Tony Soprano was nothing more than a character on a television program. So, Bill O'Reilly, have some respect for the dead and WHO ARE YOU CRAPPIN'?

pyoopyooopyoopyoopyooopyoooooooo...

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:34 pm

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Dallas Winston wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

So wait a minute.....you're telling us that you don't have a list of people that you would wish horrible, agonizing death upon.....

But then you proceed to actually give us a list of people that you wish horrible death upon.

Notice the "IF" I typed, making it a hypothetical list.

So it would be a different list if it wasn't hypothetical?

Would there be more potential victims listed to satisfy your twisted bloodlust?

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:07 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

bigfan wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

What makes this even more tragic is that I do a great Gary in Evanston impersonation, and I never got a chance to use it. I thought that someday I could call in with a crap as Evan Stone in Gary, and do it in the Gary voice, but sadly, the world will now be deprived the honor.

If you call in ask Matty to do a tribute, I am sure he will get you on the air.

Of course then it really better be good.

Then I need a ghost-writer. The main reason I haven't done it yet is that I'm simply too lazy to construct a Gary-esque crap.

Spot on! I actually read that in a Gary from Evanston voice.

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Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:09 pm

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I always pictured Gary as a tiny white man.

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Dallas Winston

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:13 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

Dallas Winston wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Notice the "IF" I typed, making it a hypothetical list.

So it would be a different list if it wasn't hypothetical?

Would there be more potential victims listed to satisfy your twisted bloodlust?

Oh if I really wished mother fuckers dead, the list would look like the Dead Sea Scrolls!!! :evil:

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24_Guy

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:30 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Supposedly died peacefully in his sleep.

Maybe this is an insensitive question, but, I always wonder why, when someone is found dead in the morning, it is assumed they died "peacefully" and "in their sleep"? How do we know what happened? I'm guessing the majority of deaths are not peaceful.

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ZephMarshack

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:57 pm

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I haven't read this thread nor listened to the show. Did someone already make the obvious "Don't send prayers, breathe heavily into the phone" comment yet?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:58 pm

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JORR

Nice.

I found it funny to learn of the job that Gary had as a proof reader for legal documents. It really was the perfect job for him.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:39 am

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Dallas Winston wrote:

billypootons wrote:

gary and bob, what a pair

https://twitter.com/DHbsnBlndChfr33/sta ... 36/photo/1

That is spookily close to how I pictured both of them looked. :shock:

Appropriate for the Penn state flag to be featured prominently in the backround

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Houston Homer

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:18 pm

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RIP, Gary...

They should put something about Gary in the WYC intro song montage. So he's always a part of it.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:47 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

RIP, Gary...

They should put something about Gary in the WYC intro song montage. So he's always a part of it.

I think the sound effect will be used as a memorial.

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Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:51 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

pyoopyooopyoopyoopyooopyoooooooo...

Well done JORR.

btw: drinky confirmed to me at a remote that the drop at the end of Gary's craps are actually studio generated. It wasn't something Gary added.

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Houston Homer

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:54 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Houston Homer wrote:

RIP, Gary...

They should put something about Gary in the WYC intro song montage. So he's always a part of it.

I think the sound effect will be used as a memorial.

Perfect.

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Brian's Mojito

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:41 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

bigfan wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

If you call in ask Matty to do a tribute, I am sure he will get you on the air.

Of course then it really better be good.

Then I need a ghost-writer. The main reason I haven't done it yet is that I'm simply too lazy to construct a Gary-esque crap.

Spot on. Gary's craps weren't based on contradiction (the essence) -- normally a difference of opinion. Despite that, he was great during the King of the Craps contest. A very quirky -- but memorable -- part of WYC. RIP Gary.

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Sarge

Post subject: Re: Gary from Evanston is dead

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:26 pm

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Hi guysss, As hawk would say..."he gone!" Wyc is for the better.

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