Chicago Fanatics Message Board • View topic - Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

View unanswered posts | View active topics

Board index » GENERAL BULLSHIT SECTION » GENERAL DISCUSSION

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Page 2 of 2

[ 39 posts ]

Go to page Previous 1, 2

Print view

Previous topic | Next topic

Author

Message

rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:59 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

I like the separate smiley post

Top

Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:01 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Mangino
Gambi the Genie
Juggs
ANTI CREW MULT
Jerry Riles
Ed Farmer
Poppie
Old Man Potter
Lord Chesterfield .
blackcastle
Woodrige Ryan
HawaiiYou

_________________

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Top

Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:03 pm

1000 CLUB

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's

Keeping Score (here's one occasion where being an ex-con is great for the resume!)
Some Guy (harbors homicidal fantasies--that's gotta be a plus)
Nas (angry black man, axe to grind with "the system")
Mr. Reason (angry white man, axe to grind with "the system")
Panther (Erudite paranoia, his presence alone could hang the jury)
JORR (the other jury members would literally be hypnotized by his tales of shoplifting rump roasts and punk rock debauchery, thereby forgetting what the charges were in the first place)

_________________

Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Top

Apologist

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:09 pm

Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:23 pm
Posts: 7415
Location: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear
pizza_Place: Lou's, Pequod's

Ivan (anti-asian bias)
SHARK - bad research would likely lead to a mistrial

_________________
1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Top

Brick

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:13 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92099
Location: To the left of my post

If I was guilty, I'd want the Jay Cutler apologists like Frank and Bucky Chris because they are experts at ignoring facts that go against someone they love.
If I was innocent, I'd want people of above average intelligence but below average arguing skills who wouldn't overthink it like RFDC and FavreFan.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Top

Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:38 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
Posts: 8788
pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

As long as I can get Beardown as my court reporter, I'm good.

_________________
I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Top

Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:46 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
Posts: 20082
pizza_Place: Aurelios

Telegram Sam wrote:

As long as I can get Beardown as my court reporter, I'm good.

Excuse me Your Honor, where are the emoticon buttons on this typewriter?

_________________

drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Top

Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Pick a CSFMB member(s) for your jury trial

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:24 pm