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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:46 pm

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I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:47 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Not a deal-breaker by any stretch. Agreed.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Is it ok with Mrs Scorpio?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:53 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Is it ok with Mrs Scorpio?

She loves when I show off the goods.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:58 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Yeah the referee/zebra dresses have really taken off this summer. My fiance got one of those for the wedding she's going to on Friday. It looks nice and all, I just told her she shouldn't wear white to a wedding. So that means I hate it and she looks bad in it, apparently.

You have so much to learn.

Don't worry Frank, you will make a fine husband. And the complain thread will always be here for you to let off some steam.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:58 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

It's not a muffin top. It's a piece of flabby flab hanging out and over. Cover that shit up until y'all get home. Then I don't care what you guys do with your fucking pastry.

I would rather have a little pastry than the bat shit crazy ones you seem to find.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:59 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Muffin top with extra bush and Hank is in heaven

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:00 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Muffin top with extra bush and Hank is in heaven

Yeah, that would be pretty good.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:00 pm

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:15 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I'm gonna go to Kwik Trip and get a dozen donuts. NO MUFFINS.

Kirkwood won't like this though.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:17 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I'm gonna go to Kwik Trip and get a dozen donuts. NO MUFFINS.

Kirkwood won't like this though.

He doesn't like Kwik Trip?

No, donuts :shock:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:20 pm

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I know, it's crazy. Poor fella.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:29 pm

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The nominated outfit sucks. High waist shorts suck. Long sundresses suck.

FavreFan hates donuts too. So I know I'm right.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:31 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

The nominated outfit sucks. High waist shorts suck. Long sundresses suck.

FavreFan hates donuts too. So I know I'm right.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:32 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

FavreFan hates donuts too. So I know I'm right.

Oh brother have you bet on the wrong horse...

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:33 pm

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FACT: Darkside took over Keeping Score's account. Known by some; not by most.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:34 pm

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:37 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Fact: NSJ is a cuntswab bitch.

Thank you for proving my point.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:38 pm

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What's all this?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:39 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I much preferred our donut talk or of large bushes, where in the hell did that come from?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:45 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Never tell a woman what to wear/not wear. You will learn, grasshopper.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:47 pm

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Normally I don't. I was just under the impression that women should not wear white (any white just about) to a wedding. Is that true?

Forget what kind of commie doesn't like donuts, what kind of Packers fan doesn't like donuts?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:50 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Normally I don't. I was just under the impression that women should not wear white (any white just about) to a wedding. Is that true?

I believe so. It's a lot easier for us. Shirt, tie, jacket BOOM!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:50 pm

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At one wedding we went to, my wife showed up in a black dress with white at the edge of the bottom and white around the waist. She debated about the wearing white thing but decided to go with it. We show up and her dress was almost an exact of the bridesmaid dresses.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Every chick in the loop got a striped black and white dress for the summer.

Not sure how they decide who wears it on what day

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm

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Chus wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Never tell a woman what to wear/not wear. You will learn, grasshopper.

Here: This will help you out.

These answers always:

"You look great in that!" (move in for a kiss)
"What? You don't look fat...you're fucking beautiful." (move in for a kiss and touch the back of her neck)
"Which shoes?....um, I like the ones you have on." (stand your ground and don't let her confuse you...kiss her anyway.)
"Damn!!! When can we take that off?" (move in for a kiss, rub her ass a bit....maybe give her hair a slight tug).

You're welcome.

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RFDC

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:53 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:54 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

Not at first but I laughed about it and then it became my fault.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:55 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

Not at first but I laughed about it and then it became my fault.

Take notes Frank.

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Ed_from_Lisle

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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:59 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Not a deal-breaker by any stretch...mark. Agreed.

Fixed.

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