As someone who's had there bike knocked over by a car backing into it, I will generally try to park in front of the car on the end because it's less likely to be hit. I NEVER park behind something like an SUV because that's just asking for it. Again, I'm more judicious than most motorcyclists in the city when it comes to parking, but that might help explain why the bike was parked in front of you vs the other spaces.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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