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is this ok?
Yes,his wife is dead,time to move on. 92%  92%  [ 12 ]
No, millions of women and he chooses the one who treated his sick wife? it's creepy 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
She is a nurse who saw a chance to latch on to an NFL coach, even this odd fuck. If he delivered pizza,no way are they married 8%  8%  [ 1 ]
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San Francisco 49ers assistant coach Paul Wulff actually met his beautiful wife Sherry while he was still married to his first wife Tammy, but it's not what you're thinking.

The women actually knew each other first—Tammy was being treated for brain cancer and Sherry was a volunteer at the oncology clinic—and became fast friends.

Months after Tammy passed away, Paul met Sherry for coffee and the two were married six months later.

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If they weren't fooling around while the wife was alive, then why would he be a DB?

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Jesus. That dude makes Elmhurst Steve look like a model.

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RFDC wrote:
If they weren't fooling around while the wife was alive, then why would he be a DB?


The story has a creep factor. I guess you disagree.

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RFDC is right. As long as they werent banging prior to the death it isnt any kind of story.

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No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

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The love child of Ryan Leaf and ?????????. I'm drawing a blank.

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The love child of Ryan Leaf and ?????????. I'm drawing a blank.


Kris Humphries?


Good call. I can see that.

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There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.

you have no clue if that is true

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Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

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Keeping Score wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.

you have no clue if that is true


Pretty much why I included the word "chance".

chance and pretty good chance are 2 different things.

You have no clue if that is even remotely true.

So yeah, carry on.

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Keeping Score wrote:
There's a pretty good chance they were banging before the wife died. Things seemed to move along much too quickly afterwards.
This is a dumb thing for Darkside to say.

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I'd also like to point out that this story is 11 years old.

In jimmy years that's like 2 months

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No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

Fawn Lebowitz?

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It isn't a heartwarming story or a douchebag most likely.

A sad story that led to some happiness at least.

Most of life is that way -- you take what life gives you and try to make something good from it.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
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Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

But I would have thought his hipstery/hoopstery love of old Champion NBA jerseys would have scared the women away.

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spmack wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
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Douchebag is a heartwarming story.

The fact that a seemingly normal and pretty chick married him is a surprise in itself.

Hey, Douchebag is a rather handsome specimen. A tall drink of water as they used to say.

But I would have thought his hipstery/hoopstery love of old Champion NBA jerseys would have scared the women away.

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She has a collection of her own.
Eddy Curry, and Toni Kukoc.

I'm working on getting her a Latrell Spreewell next.

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:lol: I think I seen someone with a Sprewell at the Taste this past Sunday.

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good dolphin wrote:
No. I'll never understand these suckers who get married a second time.

Perfectly ok to wreck that shit though. I'd go for the low hanging fruit and plow through my wife's single friends to get my game back up to speed should she meet an untimely demise.

Fawn Lebowitz?


:lol:


The answer jimmy is yes, it's heartwarming, and yes you're a douchebag. :D

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