Why would you label your socks? They can go on either foot....

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How am I supposed to put a right drawer sock on my left foot? sheesh...

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My cousin, Shiv Kapur, is your leader.

Why do you not wear pants?

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Tiger just hit a sweet bunker shot off 1 knee against the lip.

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You know me like that.

Ridiculous par save

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Team Cutler.

Yeah, that was something. I thought double-bogey for sure.

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Birdied 6 of the first 7 holes.

Let's meet Shiv -

Late Thursday afternoon, Indian golfer Shiv Kapur unexpectedly charged to the lead at the British Open after birdieing six of his first seven holes. This leads to the obvious question: Who?

• 31-year-old from New Delhi.

• Ranked No. 210 in the world. Is the fourth-ranked player in India.

• Played college golf at Purdue. Was an honorable mention All-American in his sophomore year, finishing 13th at the NCAA Championships that year.

• Making his second career start in a major. His first, and only other, appearance was at the 2006 British Open. He missed the cut by two strokes.

• Has played in four career PGA tournaments.

• Stats on the European Tour: 164 starts, 0 wins, five top-10s, 70 missed cuts.

• Made the field through the qualifying tournament.

• Won the 2005 Volvo Masters of Asia and finished fourth that year on the Asian Tour’s Order of Merit.

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You know me like that.

I knew I didn't like him.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Shiv is a noun, shank is a verb.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

That's pretty cool. I wonder if I ever had a class with him. He was management though and I was not management material.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Great round from Tiger. Goes off at 345am I believe Chicago time tomorrow.

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Team Cutler.

He'll probably have the low round of the afternoon after Shiv is done Purdue-ing the back nine.

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You know me like that.

Did Mike Tirico really have to clarify that Paul Azinger didn't mean offense by the phrase 'chink in the armor' when he was referring to Tiger's driver? I hate people.

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Team Cutler.

Are you saying he won't make the final four?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yes, we are a suck.

-Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan


I heard that.

That phrase is just gonna have to go. Dont blame PC people. Blame the idiots that needed to take other perfectly normal words and mold them into a racial slur

Nope, time to realize it isnt meant to be said as an insult. Same with 'criss cross applesauce', I'm not saying it. Although that will probably be gone soon to avoid offending the memory of Kriss Kross. RIP.

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-Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
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Team Cutler.

@TheFakeESPN 1m
Tiger Woods admits today was hardly the first time he 69ed on a rebound.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I love waking up at 5:50, and having golf on my television.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's fine, just dont be surprised if someone takes it the wrong way.

There are so many words and phrases available. No need to cling to ANY of them.

I watched from 5 - 6:15 and it was glorious.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

There is somebody that always take something the wrong way though, it is kind of ridiculous.

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+1

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Is that a shot because Im Irish?

Just because you are obese!!

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Tiger in at -2. Guessing that'll be within a couple shots by days end

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Team Cutler.

He might be in the lead. With the wind in a different direction, if it kicks up more this afternoon, there's going to be a bunch of high scores.

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