TNA DESTINATION X TONIGHT ON IMPACT WRESTLING



TNA's Destination X will be featured as a special episode of this week's Impact Wrestling from Louisville, Kentucky. There are expected to be some talent debuts on the show as well as some returning names. They will also tape their 7/25 episode of Impact Wrestling as well. Set for the Destination X show:

*TNA champ Bully Ray vs. Chris Sabin
*Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode: Bound for Glory Series
*Main Event Mafia fights The Aces & Eights.
*X-Division championship tournament bout(s?)

Jigsaw, Sonay Dutt and Homicide are booked for the show.

Dixie Carter ✔ @TNADixie
Who'll be the 1st #XDivision star to hold this new Championship belt? Nine guys backstage now focused on just that.




Exclusive: The Opening To Tonight's Destination X on SpikeTV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhOSd7P ... r_embedded

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He might not win the new X-Division title belt, but this guy will be holding it by the end of the night.

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Who can take a sunrise, Sprinkle it with dew

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

No one is talking about Chris Sabin.

This is gonna be just like any other episode of Impact.

Meh.

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Brooke Hogan is awful.

Like Keeping Score awful.

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It will not be like any episode of Impact! Brooke is coming out as a main part of the show.......

Oh.

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Rampage can't afford a suit.

That's a shame.

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Same pipe fitter lips too.

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at least the cape is back

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i skipped the first 15 minutes. did the say why its JB instead of the Taz?

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No.

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Shocked Bobby Roode lost again to Aries.

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Now he's throwing a YTJ circa WCW tantrum.

He's gonna come out with Ralphus next week.

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that x-division strap looks like something kid-sized you'd buy at the dollar store. talk about low rent.....

granted, IIRC one of the original designs had a big giant red X on it, but at least it wasn't cheesy and childish as this one. and at least it isn't the Jeff Hardy Custom TNA World Heavyweight Divas Championship Belt



pardon my blunt expression, but that thing is the gayest title belt ever by a wide margin. nothing else is even remotely close.

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Weird no Taz. I thought he signed a new deal a few weeks ago. ^ the Hardy belt is easily the gayest belt of all time. The original X-Division belt is one of my favorites of all time

...and did I see Trent Baretta at the very, very beginning? As in first 10 seconds of the show...If so, he's awesome now.




Not kidding about Trent Baretta

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oh, and i'm disappointed.... wtf is Brooke doing going out and getting non-kayfabe married? she's going to ruin the future angles where she literally marries/divorces Kurt Angle and then ends up in a polygamous marriage with teh Jarretts, only to turn around and shack up with Cowboy James Storm, which is a ruse because TNA is gonna "go there" and get some IRL heat by having the first on-screen incestuous father/daughter relationship between him and brooke so hulkster can literally call his son "brother" and not be wrong.

[INSERT MENTAL IMAGE OF THAT PICTURE OF HULK RUBBING TANNING LOTION ON BROOKE'S INNER THIGHS HERE]

btw, has anyone heard anything about linda lately? i wonder if that ~20 year old got a chunk of change and dumped her to the curb yet, realizing "OMFG I'M 20 YEARS OLD AND MY WHOLE LIFE IS AHEAD OF ME AND ALL THE $$$ IN THE WORLD ISN'T WORTH ME WASTING THE PRIME OF MY LIFE WITH THIS OLD MISERABLE Caller Bob" --- without bubba the love sponge acting as hootie hogan's mouthpiece, we don't hear anything disparaging about the nefarious linda..... and i don't think cowhead has kissed enough hogan ass to start carrying the anti-linda torch (cuz as bubba pointed out, relationships with hogan are all about "what can you do for hulk today?" as he's a big enough deal to expect getting free stuff in exchange for friendship, including but not limited to a romp in the sack with your gold-digging wife who had to break it to you "hey, ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to fuck the hulkster.... pleeeease bubba?" =)

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ALSO, bob, nice equation there. you totally nailed their unoriginal belt deign. at least the NXT belt does the X thing properly.

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^ I'm pretty sure Linda is still with the 20 year old. even the nxt diva title is better looking than the new tna x-division belt.

WTF, no suit for Rampage? I know he has no reason to even own a suit, but if Dixie can fork over $1000? for those leather Aces and Eights vests she can have Rampage go to men's wearhouse. He woulda looked hilarious and almost as bad ass as Michael Tarver

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Bob Loblaw has me on ignore.

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I think we just saw the return of the TNA Ninjas



Wha?

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oooh. That went over my head. This was the first I saw of Rampage. Skipped the beginning.

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That's ok Bob.

I'm just funnin'.

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Steve Austin ‏@steveaustinBSR 3m
Damn. Calling 911 right now! @RealKurtAngle just got kidnapped by Aces and 8's!!
Keep him in your hopes and prayers.

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I heard everyone say Trent Baretta was a horrible release. I've seen absolutely nothing to prove that point.

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The people who said that were his friends.

And Zack Ryder.

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gotta love that world class emmy-winning TNA cinematography that they've got going on here:



cuz you know, i'm totally buying that this is a secret behind the scenes shot..... shit, midaswell claim they got some sort of a cellphone tapping device and just show a stock photo of BULLY RAY on screen and something that shows a waveform ebbing and flowing along..... cuz this shot? it's just fucking hilarious that i'm watching a dodgy bobbing and weaving camera giving us a motion-sickness-inducing shot of a 2 inch opening. CAN WE ALL CHIP IN AND GET TNA A STEADICAM?!!?!?

mickie james next. doesn't she have a proper sextape?

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hahhaHAHAHAHA goddamn motherfucking LOL. i'm gonna go retweet that. well played, austin!

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wow, mickie's got some hard miles on her. right around the time she got unceremoniously dropped from WWE for being "too fat" i was definitely in the "i would" category.... but now? i think this look perfectly sums it all up:



but hey, here comes gail kim and at least her and mickie can work and put on a proper show..... i know gail was involved in the very good women's match @ the last PPV..... was that mickie there, or someone else?

either way, you could do a lot worse (see WWE) than mickie james and gail kim in a wrestling match

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A few months ago I kept hearing how great all of the recent NJPW ippvs have been so I started watching those. Trent Baretta popped up on a few and he was awesome. Also, that guy Prince Devitt from NJPW whose name you see here and there - best in the world behind Danielson. Actually since he's younger and less beat up, he might be better.

Hardcore Cuntry? I'd still hit that.

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Sabin looked like he was gonna cry.

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