Fat Women in Capri Pants, Small Shirts and Flip Flops

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:50 pm

At one wedding we went to, my wife showed up in a black dress with white at the edge of the bottom and white around the waist. She debated about the wearing white thing but decided to go with it. We show up and her dress was almost an exact of the bridesmaid dresses.

Chus · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Every chick in the loop got a striped black and white dress for the summer.

Not sure how they decide who wears it on what day

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:52 pm

Chus wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Yeah the referee/zebra dresses have really taken off this summer. My fiance got one of those for the wedding she's going to on Friday. It looks nice and all, I just told her she shouldn't wear white to a wedding. So that means I hate it and she looks bad in it, apparently.

Never tell a woman what to wear/not wear. You will learn, grasshopper.

Here: This will help you out.

These answers always:

"You look great in that!" (move in for a kiss)
"What? You don't look fat...you're fucking beautiful." (move in for a kiss and touch the back of her neck)
"Which shoes?....um, I like the ones you have on." (stand your ground and don't let her confuse you...kiss her anyway.)
"Damn!!! When can we take that off?" (move in for a kiss, rub her ass a bit....maybe give her hair a slight tug).

You're welcome.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57241

Hank Scorpio wrote:

At one wedding we went to, my wife showed up in a black dress with white at the edge of the bottom and white around the waist. She debated about the wearing white thing but decided to go with it. We show up and her dress was almost an exact of the bridesmaid dresses.

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:54 pm

RFDC wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

At one wedding we went to, my wife showed up in a black dress with white at the edge of the bottom and white around the waist. She debated about the wearing white thing but decided to go with it. We show up and her dress was almost an exact of the bridesmaid dresses.

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

Not at first but I laughed about it and then it became my fault.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57241

Hank Scorpio wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

At one wedding we went to, my wife showed up in a black dress with white at the edge of the bottom and white around the waist. She debated about the wearing white thing but decided to go with it. We show up and her dress was almost an exact of the bridesmaid dresses.

Let me guess, somehow it was your fault?

Not at first but I laughed about it and then it became my fault.

Take notes Frank.

Ed_from_Lisle · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:59 pm

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I like a little muffin top. Not a fucking roll hanging over but a little muffin top is just fine with Mr Scorpio

Not a deal-breaker by any stretch...mark. Agreed.

Fixed.

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57241

Keeping Score wrote:

True Packers fans need to have at least one of the following in common:

1. Live in Wisconsin
2. Love donuts
3. Hates NSJ

holy shit I am only one step away from being a Packer fan.

I may have to rethink my donut love.

Kirkwood · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:01 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Forget what kind of commie doesn't like donuts, what kind of Packers fan doesn't like donuts?

Not a cake or icing guy. Not a fan of sweets for breakfast either. So donuts have no chance with me. Huge fan of biscuits and gravy or breakfast burritos though.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:02 pm

RFDC wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

True Packers fans need to have at least one of the following in common:

1. Live in Wisconsin
2. Love donuts
3. Hates NSJ

holy shit I am only one step away from being a Packer fan.

I may have to rethink my donut love.

You would be better off still loving donuts and letting your FIL buy you a giant house in Wisconsin.

Kirkwood · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:07 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Forget what kind of commie doesn't like donuts, what kind of Packers fan doesn't like donuts?

Not a cake or icing guy. Not a fan of sweets for breakfast either. So donuts have no chance with me. Huge fan of biscuits and gravy or breakfast burritos though.

Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Matt Spiegel.

Gross.

spmack · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:09 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

True Packers fans need to have at least one of the following in common:

1. Live in Wisconsin
2. Love donuts
3. Hates NSJ

I lived in Rockford for a few years and spent many a nights in Waukegan which are both close to WI, so maybe I have a little Packer in me. :safe:

FavreFan · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:16 pm

Kirkwood wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Forget what kind of commie doesn't like donuts, what kind of Packers fan doesn't like donuts?

Not a cake or icing guy. Not a fan of sweets for breakfast either. So donuts have no chance with me. Huge fan of biscuits and gravy or breakfast burritos though.

Biscuits and gravy is where it's at.

Donuts are awful.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:25 pm

Biscuits and gravy are great, but you can't be trusted being that you don't like donuts.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:21 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

True Packers fans need to have at least one of the following in common:

1. Live in Wisconsin
2. Love donuts
3. Hates NSJs

Adding the plural takes it from lighthearted board humor to chillingly unintentional truth.

redskingreg · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:32 pm

Kirkwood wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Forget what kind of commie doesn't like donuts, what kind of Packers fan doesn't like donuts?

Not a cake or icing guy. Not a fan of sweets for breakfast either. So donuts have no chance with me. Huge fan of biscuits and gravy or breakfast burritos though.

You're alright with me, Kirkwood. Any sugar before 10 a.m., and I'm shitting for an hour. Salty > sugary

leashyourkids · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:49 pm

I am also not fond of donuts, but have had a good time with the occasional muffin top.

beni hanna · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:43 pm

On attractive women the high shorts are great. The backside tends to creep its way out of the jeans and reveal itself ever so slightly. Nothing wrong with that at all.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:49 pm

spmack wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

True Packers fans need to have at least one of the following in common:

1. Live in Wisconsin
2. Love donuts
3. Hates NSJ

I lived in Rockford for a few years and spent many a nights in Waukegan which are both close to WI, so maybe I have a little Packer in me. :safe:

So that's what IMU and his buddy did to you in the back of his hatchback after the Brewers outing, huh? Mabye Spany was better off with Lipid in his hot tub after all.

Also, NSJ is a fuck, and Doug's 4 steps are all you really need to know.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:08 pm

I remember the time NSJ was on the news talking about how he saw some old person drive a car into the side of, like, a Walgreens or something.

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:20 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

I remember the time NSJ was on the news talking about how he saw some old person drive a car into the side of, like, a Walgreens or something.

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=13267&start=0

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57241

Is the video of that still available?

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30328

There is a lot of donut bashing in this thread and it is kind of pissing me off.

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30328

Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

There is a lot of donut bashing in this thread and it is kind of pissing me off.

It's just uncalled for. I'm pissed off about a lot of things in this thread. Aside for the muffin top, today has been a good day for us, Hawger.

#Momentum

Thanks Darko!!!

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30328

Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

There is a lot of donut bashing in this thread and it is kind of pissing me off.

It's just uncalled for. I'm pissed off about a lot of things in this thread. Aside for the muffin top, today has been a good day for us, Hawger.

#Momentum

Thanks Darko!!!

Hey, did you ever get back to me about whether or not you grabbed my tongs by mistake at Miller Park?

I don't like how that could be interpreted at all. :evil:

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

NSJ wrote:

FACT: Darkside took over Keeping Score's account. Known by some; not by most.

Interesting.

Tall Midget · **Posted:** Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:14 am

Has NSJ explained his Keeping Score/Darkside MATCH theory anywhere? I would love to see the details on this.

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30328

Tall Midget wrote:

Has NSJ explained his Keeping Score/Darkside MATCH theory anywhere? I would love to see the details on this.

No sir Mr. Midget, he just came swooping in, dropped this wonderful knowledge and was gone with the wind.

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:38 am

I don't think there's much of an explanation, considering NSJ likely pulled that theory right out of his ass.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Q.Bovifs wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I don't think there's much of an explanation, considering NSJ likely pulled that theory right out of his ass.

Tell you what. I went back and looked at some old pms from KS, and they REALLY read like DS' words. I mean REALLY. :shock:

Freaky.

I am not ready to dismiss this accusation. I feel pretty fucking silly for not having caught on to it, but I never trusted "KS" anyway, so it is really not a big deal - besides the fraudulent HOF inductions that would have to be invalidated, of course..

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