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MxdCookie

Post subject: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:11 am

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Can you use your imagination or do you need real visual stimulation to get it done?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:12 am

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Magazine, movie, or memory. It's all good.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:15 am

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i prefer a Sears catalog

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:16 am

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Stiff wind.

Candles.

Three minutes.

"Beat" that. WHATCHU GOT CHICAGO?!

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:17 am

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Family photos

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:19 am

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Don't need it, but it makes it go a lot faster

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:22 am

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Imagination is only used as a "starter". Visual or....audible...stimulation is usually needed to finish the job.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:24 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

Family photos

YOUR family, or...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:30 am

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If I'm trying to get it done within a few minutes, yes porn.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:53 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Imagination is only used as a "starter". Visual or....audible...stimulation is usually needed to finish the job.

Yeah, I could go off imagination in my late teens/early 20s but now it takes more visual stimulation.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:56 am

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yes.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:02 am

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Just need a cookie to get the job done.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:04 am

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And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:05 am

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Bagels wrote:

i prefer a Sears catalog

What about Glamour magazine?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:05 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Just need a cookie to get the job done.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:06 am

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Does phone boning also count? That has worked for me in a pinch...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:07 am

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Bagels wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Just need a cookie to get the job done.

I think it works for Mangino too.

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:19 am

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:22 am

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Does watching midgets felching count? If it does, then yes.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:39 am

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spmack wrote:

And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

Saw 5 Quick Pumps last year. Their bassist is so underrated.

I use those stock photos that come with the picture frames at IKEA.

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:54 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

YouJizz is the go-to.

So 5 years ago. Give FUQ.com a try. Way better.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:56 am

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It's nice but not necessary.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:03 am

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spmack wrote:

And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

My method is to wake up early the next morning and take my laptop in the living room before work. The key is to listen for the bedroom door. Since I wake up two hours before her, I've never had an issue. Having my son here adds an extra level of danger as well.

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:08 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

Bucky Chris wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

YouJizz is the go-to.

So 5 years ago. Give FUQ.com a try. Way better.

Does it have the same higher resolution quality? Most sites are like 360p or 480p. So 8 years ago.

It's basically a dogpile-esque search engine. Searches a handful of sites and categorizes them. Nothing is hosted on FUQ, so it's totally dependent upon the site itself.

That said, I definitely can recall some with low quality, but it doesn't bother me overall. I know there is a HQ category as well.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:12 am

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I'm kinda into black girl fights lately. Plenty of thong shots and boobies popping out. WorldStar Hip Hop is a good site for that.

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:14 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm kinda into black girl fights lately. Plenty of thong shots and boobies popping out. WorldStar Hip Hop is a good site for that.

I always maintain... crazy is hot.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:16 am

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Whole lotta TMI in this thread.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:16 am

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Bucky Chris wrote:

I always maintain... crazy is hot.

Crazy is hot when its on the computer screen. When crazy is in the bedroom with you its not always hot.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:16 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

There are still racial divides apparently.

We're getting closer. Hang in there.

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Bucky Chris

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:17 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

There are still racial divides apparently.

Or maybe not...Apple seems to be into it too. But that shit is a total turnoff.

I just think it's hot... don't jerk off to it. Chick fights are entertaining.

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