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Bucky Chris
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I always maintain... crazy is hot.
Crazy is hot when its on the computer screen. When crazy is in the bedroom with you its not always hot.


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And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

My method is to wake up early the next morning and take my laptop in the living room before work. The key is to listen for the bedroom door. Since I wake up two hours before her, I've never had an issue. Having my son here adds an extra level of danger as well.

:lol:

I dated a chick a few years ago that has a son who was 6 or 7 at the time, and he walked in while I was smashing his mommy. He was half asleep and it was dark and she quickly told him to go to the bathroom. Good times.

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And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

My method is to wake up early the next morning and take my laptop in the living room before work. The key is to listen for the bedroom door. Since I wake up two hours before her, I've never had an issue. Having my son here adds an extra level of danger as well.

:lol:

I dated a chick a few years ago that has a son who was 6 or 7 at the time, and he walked in while I was smashing his mommy. He was half asleep and it was dark and she quickly told him to go to the bathroom. Good times.



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The Original Kid Cairo
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spmack wrote:
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And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

My method is to wake up early the next morning and take my laptop in the living room before work. The key is to listen for the bedroom door. Since I wake up two hours before her, I've never had an issue. Having my son here adds an extra level of danger as well.

:lol:

I dated a chick a few years ago that has a son who was 6 or 7 at the time, and he walked in while I was smashing his mommy. He was half asleep and it was dark and she quickly told him to go to the bathroom. Good times.

See, that should never happen. I'm glad that didn't work out for you, as it sounds like there were some disciplinary problems. A kid that age should ALWAYS know to knock first, especially when it's a woman's room.

Now if I'm in the living room trying to knock out a solo shot at 5am, I need to be careful because my son may walk out of his room to go to the bathroom. Gotta listen for those bedroom doors.

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Terry's Peeps
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No.

Imagination works in a pinch.

And in a shower.

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The Original Kid Cairo
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No.

Imagination works in a pinch.

And in a shower.

In 2012 I would have made a gay joke, and you would have responded with one of your own.

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Times they are a' changing.

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I'm kinda into black girl fights lately. Plenty of thong shots and boobies popping out. WorldStar Hip Hop is a good site for that.


I always maintain... crazy is hot.

Real talk gentlemen, I'm fully aware that I am attracted to crazy. Crazy is exciting. The only time I can get the current gf to that level is if she's extremely pissed, and at that point it ain't fun.

They say a man wants a woman like his mom, and I've known for years that my mother has a screw loose :lol:

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Times they are a' changing.

Yup.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
And really, the only time you need to use imagination is if you're in the bed and trying to be discreet as not to disturb your wife/gf who turned you down for 5 quick pumps.

My method is to wake up early the next morning and take my laptop in the living room before work. The key is to listen for the bedroom door. Since I wake up two hours before her, I've never had an issue. Having my son here adds an extra level of danger as well.

:lol:

I dated a chick a few years ago that has a son who was 6 or 7 at the time, and he walked in while I was smashing his mommy. He was half asleep and it was dark and she quickly told him to go to the bathroom. Good times.

See, that should never happen. I'm glad that didn't work out for you, as it sounds like there were some disciplinary problems. A kid that age should ALWAYS know to knock first, especially when it's a woman's room.

Now if I'm in the living room trying to knock out a solo shot at 5am, I need to be careful because my son may walk out of his room to go to the bathroom. Gotta listen for those bedroom doors.

Well to be fair, we were in the living room. He was a good kid.

Bucky Chris, :lol: her son liked me a lot. I always felt bad that it work out because of him. She said he always asked about me.

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Well to be fair, we were in the living room. He was a good kid.

That's good then.

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I always felt bad that it work out because of him. She said he always asked about me.
Did he call you "spuh mack"?

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If you're going to ask the question, you are obliged to offer a counter-balance with, at the very least, a list to compare and contrast .... or a couple snaps of the funbags to get a cross-section of opinions on how they do (or, for the fruits, do not) fit into the mx, so to speak.

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She said he always asked about me.


Did he ask you to keep in touch?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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I always felt bad that it work out because of him. She said he always asked about me.
Did he call you "spuh mack"?

Worse. He called me LeMoyne. :D

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Times they are a' changing.


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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I always felt bad that it work out because of him. She said he always asked about me.
Did he call you "spuh mack"?

Worse. He called me LeMoyne. :D

you and your Chicago street names...
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I think the better question is, do you need porn if you have a woman who keeps you fully satisfied. I would say you do not.

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.

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I think the better question is, do you need porn if you have a woman who keeps you fully satisfied. I would say you do not.

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.

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certain information doesn't reach as far as DeKalb
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Yes. Teenage Nas was able to take mental pictures and still get the job done but adult Nas usually needs a lot more than that.

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I think the better question is, do you need porn if you have a woman who keeps you fully satisfied. I would say you do not.

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.


Your wife reads the board? Normal men can have sex 7 times a day (until their dick hurts) and still would find time to masturbate.

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What even does it quicker for me is a flick in which the chick is creaming away. Dated a chick who would cream so much that it would run down her leg. Damn she is missed. I still got a video of her "jilling" off in my phone that I should have probably deleted some 2-3 girlfriends ago. :lol:

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City of Fools wrote:
I think the better question is, do you need porn if you have a woman who keeps you fully satisfied. I would say you do not.

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.


Your wife reads the board? Normal men can have sex 7 times a day (until their dick hurts) and still would find time to masturbate.


Yeah, I could jerk off before and after.

If it was acceptable in society, I would do it probably 12 times a day.

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I messed around with a girl who would drop buckets. The first time it happened I was sure she pissed but was afraid to ask. The coolest chick ever but I could never overlook her nose. It destroyed her face.

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I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.


Excellent question. I'll conduct an investigation for you, City.

I need to get to the bottom of this...

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certain information doesn't reach as far as DeKalb



:lol: :lol:

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I messed around with a girl who would drop buckets.

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If it was acceptable in society, I would do it probably 12 times a day.



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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.


Excellent question. I'll conduct an investigation for you, City.

I need to get to the bottom of this...

I've never wanted to kick the shit out of you more than I have lately.

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