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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:03 pm

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:07 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.

Excellent question. I'll conduct an investigation for you, City.

I need to get to the bottom of this...

if you try really hard, you may be able to split this case wide open

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:08 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.

Excellent question. I'll conduct an investigation for you, City.

I need to get to the bottom of this...

Make that cookie crumble, Ivan.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:09 pm

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Nas wrote:

Your wife reads the board? Normal men can have sex 7 times a day (until their dick hurts) and still would find time to masturbate.

I was circumcised by Dick Hertz.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:28 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Nas wrote:

Your wife reads the board? Normal men can have sex 7 times a day (until their dick hurts) and still would find time to masturbate.

I was circumcised by Dick Hertz.

Ugh, that guy's a butcher!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:10 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I've had many girlfriends

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:29 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I've had many girlfriends who have been offended by the thought that I would jerk it. They took it as some kind of insult. Anybody else run into that?

They don't want to imagine your penis being pleased by anyone else. I understand that. Personally, I wouldn't want to imagine your penis either.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:31 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I've had many girlfriends who have been offended by the thought that I would jerk it. They took it as some kind of insult. Anybody else run into that?

Yes. And that was always a way to guilt them into giving it up.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:32 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I wouldn't want to imagine your penis either.

Who's would you want to imagine?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:34 pm

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spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I wouldn't want to imagine your penis either.

Who's would you want to imagine?

I'm not falling into that trap.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:36 pm

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I'm shocked at how many guys jerk off.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:37 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I wouldn't want to imagine your penis either.

Who's would you want to imagine?

I'm not falling into that trap.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:37 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

I'm shocked at how many guys jerk off.

Why? Most males do.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:41 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

I'm shocked at how many guys jerk off.

Irrespective of my activity in this thread, I'm shocked that this board - even in light of its thriving and overriding faggy overtones 75% of the time - not only has a thread such as this, but that it will soon have more pages than I do inches .... okay, it already does, by two, but still ....

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:44 pm

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Waiting for the "CSFMB Circle Jerk Party" Thread

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:47 pm

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spmack wrote:

What even does it quicker for me is a flick in which the chick is creaming away. Dated a chick who would cream so much that it would run down her leg. Damn she is missed. I still got a video of her "jilling" off in my phone that I should have probably deleted some 2-3 girlfriends ago. :lol:

Link? Text?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:48 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

spmack wrote:

Link? Text?

Is Spmack going to be at Lakemoorfest? Does Darkside have a projector?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:01 pm

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I will also add that the more I do it the more I feel the need to do it. When I dont have the opportunity and a few days go by I wonder why I do it at all... Then I hit a stretch of having the house to myself and I wonder why I ever stop at all.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:02 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

remind me never to shake your hand.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:04 pm

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You know, sometimes I wonder if we overshare around here a bit.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:08 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

I'm shocked at how many guys jerk off.

8 more pages for me.

You're confusing inches with centimeters yet again.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:26 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Bullseye. Hank, your posts in this thread have been spot on.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:28 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Just need a cookie to get the job done.

Sounds like a plan :cheers:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:28 pm

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I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:29 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Maybe I'll try it tonight. :wink:

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:30 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Everyone knew "that guy" that said they never jerked off.

He ended up with a basement full of dead cats.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:31 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Everyone knew "that guy" that said they never jerked off.

He ended up with a basement full of dead cats.

No need to worry,it's not cats that are dead in my basement.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:32 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Everyone knew "that guy" that said they never jerked off.

He ended up with a basement full of dead cats.

No need to worry,it's not cats that are dead in my basement.

Cats...Polynesian hookers.

Same difference.

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:34 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Everyone knew "that guy" that said they never jerked off.

He ended up with a basement full of dead cats.

No need to worry,it's not cats that are dead in my basement.

Cats...Polynesian hookers.

Same difference.

Whaddya suppose a Mononesian hooker looks like?

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:34 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I like how Jimmy is pretending he's never whacked it before.

Everyone knew "that guy" that said they never jerked off.

He ended up with a basement full of dead cats.

No need to worry,it's not cats that are dead in my basement.

Cats...Polynesian hookers.

Same difference.

Just pray they arent Samoan hookers....

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