If you're going to ask the question, you are obliged to offer a counter-balance with, at the very least, a list to compare and contrast .... or a couple snaps of the funbags to get a cross-section of opinions on how they do (or, for the fruits, do not) fit into the mx, so to speak.

I think the better question is, do you need porn if you have a woman who keeps you fully satisfied. I would say you do not.

I'm more curious why this question was asked and who MDX is, the person who started this thread.

Excellent question. I'll conduct an investigation for you, City.

I need to get to the bottom of this...

Says the Top Poster of the NSFW thread...

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

You know, sometimes I wonder if we overshare around here a bit.

Does phone boning also count? That has worked for me in a pinch...

What is phone boning?

What is phone boning?

You and your "bfriend" wackin it whilst on the phone. Sayin' stuff.....maybe a webcam involved.....that sort of thing.

That link explained absolutely nothing. Thanks IMU...

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Par for the course with him.

I rarely troll.

You and your "bfriend" wackin it whilst on the phone. Sayin' stuff.....maybe a webcam involved.....that sort of thing.

Ouch babe.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I rarely troll.

Ahhh, got it.

In a pinch??? Sounds like that would be better than something for "in a pinch". How does that come after using porn on your list of what would work?

Hey if a post has been pruned, was it really said?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

So Cookie, if your dude jerks it, does it offend you or is it all good?

Does he have to tell you, or you don't need to know?

As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.

He doesn't have to tell me. I don't always tell him unless I'm trying to f*#k with him or it comes up in conversation.

Porn. Candles. Hospital.

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

Perhaps he's just masturbating the confusion away.