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Perhaps he's just masturbating the confusion away.


Original choice for catchphrase for Calgon until the censors vetoed it in favor of the overtly racist one we've all soaked to for decades.


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So Cookie, if your dude jerks it, does it offend you or is it all good?

Does he have to tell you, or you don't need to know?



As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.

He doesn't have to tell me. I don't always tell him unless I'm trying to f*#k with him or it comes up in conversation.


She's a keeper. Congrats Camps.


What?

It's like a soap opera around here these days. Or Skin-e-max.

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In a pinch??? Sounds like that would be better than something for "in a pinch". How does that come after using porn on your list of what would work?


A pinch as in you can't physically be with someone. The phone stuff ranks higher than porn, imo....



Oh ok. Agreed.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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So Cookie, if your dude jerks it, does it offend you or is it all good?

Does he have to tell you, or you don't need to know?



As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.

He doesn't have to tell me. I don't always tell him unless I'm trying to f*#k with him or it comes up in conversation.


She's a keeper. Congrats Camps.

Shhh....I haven't broken up with Spaulding, yet.

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So Cookie, if your dude jerks it, does it offend you or is it all good?

Does he have to tell you, or you don't need to know?



As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.

He doesn't have to tell me. I don't always tell him unless I'm trying to f*#k with him or it comes up in conversation.

Perhaps he's just masturbating the confusion away.


Confusion from what?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
MxdCookie wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
So Cookie, if your dude jerks it, does it offend you or is it all good?

Does he have to tell you, or you don't need to know?



As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.

He doesn't have to tell me. I don't always tell him unless I'm trying to f*#k with him or it comes up in conversation.


She's a keeper. Congrats Camps.


What?

It's like a soap opera around here these days. Or Skin-e-max.



It's a dig (deserved at that) at my query as to whether these two were exchanging more than addresses .... I figure balcks can only have relations with others that I know about, ergo obviously these two are doing the ol' Discovery channel disco .... I'm an intellectual giant.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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I thought it was the Red Crew Diaries.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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It's like a soap opera around here these days. Or Skin-e-max.


Don Tiny outed this a few nights ago. I had no idea. But I'm happy for them.



I already lampooned my stupidity a few posts ago, titface.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It's like a soap opera around here these days. Or Skin-e-max.


Don Tiny outed this a few nights ago. I had no idea. But I'm happy for them.



I already lampooned my stupidity a few posts ago, titface.


I just saw that. I feel like a boner.



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As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.



Women like this are real?

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As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.



Women like this are real?


No, they're just on the Internet.

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As long as he's ready whenever I am, I could care less. Sad to know I missed an opportunity, but I'm okay with it.



Women like this are real?


Quite a few of them, actually...unless we all just know each other.

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Anyone ever get caught ?


Does it count as being caught if they already knew it was happening? Aside from that, I would say, no.

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Anyone ever get caught ?


Does it count as being caught if they already knew it was happening? Aside from that, I would say, no.


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Anyone ever get caught ?


Does it count as being caught if they already knew it was happening? Aside from that, I would say, no.


Hi

How many different ways can I tell you to shut the fuck up?

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What's your deal, bro?

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What's your deal, bro?

I'm just trying out something new here.

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I dig it...

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Good grief...

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To answer the original question; No, but it does help.

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Good grief...

I know, right? That fuckin Ivan...

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Does it make things much more interesting?
Indeed!


^This^

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What's your deal, bro?

I'm just trying out something new here.

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^The only thing Steve Harvey should be allowed to do...

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appear in gifs ?
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^The only thing Steve Harvey should be allowed to do...
Show disdain for white people?

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I agree though. He's the greatest host of all time for Family Feud.

As a side note, how cheap is that show? Am I correct that if you don't win the bonus game you get a dollar per point?

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I agree though. He's the greatest host of all time for Family Feud.

As a side note, how cheap is that show? Am I correct that if you don't win the bonus game you get a dollar per point?

5$ I think
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I agree though. He's the greatest host of all time for Family Feud.

As a side note, how cheap is that show? Am I correct that if you don't win the bonus game you get a dollar per point?


Isn't it $5 per point?

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