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Brick

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:20 am

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Yeah. You guys are right.

Still, $1500 for the winner is nothing. Lots of other game shows give that around that much away to the losers.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:22 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Yeah. You guys are right.

Still, $1500 for the winner is nothing. Lots of other game shows give that around that much away to the losers.

Lots of other game shows dont last as long

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:27 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I agree though. He's the greatest host of all time for Family Feud.

Ray Combs is spinning over in his closet.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:31 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I agree though. He's the greatest host of all time for Family Feud.

Ray Combs is spinning over in his closet.

Maybe he should say hello to Trestman's Hair in there.

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Chus wrote:

RPB is right. You suck. :lol:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:32 am

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ok that was pretty good Frank

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:00 pm

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all I need is a mirror

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:31 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

all I need is a mirror

Reminds me of Seth MacFarlane roasting Donald Trump: "Trump has such a huge ego that when he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off."

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:08 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

MxdCookie wrote:

That link explained absolutely nothing. Thanks IMU...

Interesting read nonetheless, even if I believe it to be horseshit.

What's interesting about it if it's horseshit? I agree, it was pointless, but since I basically wasted 5 minutes of my life, where did anything interesting come into play?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:11 pm

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Sometimes I think about the blowjobs Theo/Jed would be getting if they traded a relief pitcher on the DL for something positive?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:12 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Sometimes I think about the blowjobs Theo/Jed would be getting if they traded a relief pitcher on the DL for something positive?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:28 pm

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those Wyoming people and their smoking....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:29 pm

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I expect nothing less from Kentucky.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:51 pm

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The scary part is if the guy who started this thread can only get off by reading about other guys jerking off.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:52 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

The scary part is if the guy who started this thread can only get off by reading about other guys jerking off.

It wasn't a guy who started this thread.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:53 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

The scary part is if the guy who started this thread can only get off by reading about other guys jerking off.

It wasn't a guy who started this thread.

So "she" says.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:54 pm

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Oh james...

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:55 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Oh james...

Now you sound like my wife!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:55 pm

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:01 pm

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No, the person who started it can not get off by reading about the guys in this thread jerking off....most of them anyway :wink:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:04 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

No, the person who started it can not get off by reading about the guys in this thread jerking off....most of them anyway :wink:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:04 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

No, the person who started it can not get off by reading about the guys in this thread jerking off....most of them anyway :wink:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:09 pm

Is that "milt" in New Jersey?

Like Milt Rosenberg porn?

Directly back now with this eminently fuckable drugged out prostitute...

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:49 pm

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I love that Texas = "teen" :roll:

Great thread, Cookie! I've enjoyed reading their responses.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:53 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

I love that Texas = "teen" :roll:

Great thread, Cookie! I've enjoyed reading their responses.

Thank you! It has been entertaining.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:56 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

No, the person who started it can not get off by reading about the guys in this thread jerking off....most of them anyway :wink:

pm your list

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:13 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

MxdCookie wrote:

No, the person who started it can not get off by reading about the guys in this thread jerking off....most of them anyway :wink:

pm your list

I'm pretty much guaranteed to be in the top 3.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:56 pm

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It's somewhat, kind of rather possible that you are :bounce:

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W_Z

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:30 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

you know who makes a good milf creampie, chipotle...

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:21 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

you know who makes a good milf creampie, chipotle...

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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:27 pm

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