This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Those are both great.

On the latter, I prefer, "Things are going to start happening to me now."

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You know me like that.

There's that word again, heavy. In the future, is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's a great princess bride one



Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?Dave Moss: Yeah.Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave

Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

These go to 11...

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Yippeekayay, Mister Falcon!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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The two I use most in random conversation:

"220...221...whatever it takes."


"With your qualifications, you should have no problems gaining employment in either the Housekeeping or Food Services industries."

I do the same.

We should hang out.

2 Diggstown quotes and a couple of Big Trouble in Little China. This board is a greater collection of humans then anywhere else on the world.

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English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Captain Logan? This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station.

Remember... You're a Melon!

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Crap. So do I.

I'm not as funny and weird as I thought.

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You know me like that.

Let me ask you something. If you are in a meeting and the question comes up: "Any more questions?"

What's your first thought?


I always think: "Did you ever see a grown man naked?"

I'm cursed by AIRPLANE one liners
"Am I Boring you?"
" Do you like Gladiator movies"
" What can you make of this?" (Gay Guy: I can make a hat,a scarf,etc.)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Every now and then I'll toss in a "We almost lost a four-hunnert dollar hand cart!" or "Y'all want some beans, Mr. Taggert?", only to be shamed by my enjoyment of that classic.

Or the priceless: "No dummy, send down a couple of (negroes)"

or: "Schattzie, is it twooo what they say about you people..(unzip)....its twooo, its twooo, its twoooo!"

...and lets not start on the recruitment scene.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That is also KS's answer to everything.

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The Waco Kid Said: "What's a dazzling Urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

Generic Negro Friend: "Bart, they said you was hung"

Sheriff Bart: "And they was right!"

"Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hello,my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die!

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't we Wang.

Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

My father hung me from a hook once,once

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Freak.

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great movie. talk about underrated.

in honor of RPB's new av:

A man can't see, he can't fight.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I say, let 'em crash.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George