When Samoa Joe and Magnus walk into the Big and Tall store, do you think Joe tries to play it off that he's also there because he's tall?

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Your 5'9" World Champion without charisma is talking to your mysterious, unmasked masked wrestler. Title v Title match. Also known as the third segment of the first hour on RAW. Yikes.

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Has Batista made his debut yet?

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It's a white stretch Hummer limo. I'm going with Bischoff, Russo, Goldberg, Hogan, Brooke, Bully, Hardcore Holly, and a giant dildo.

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I don't watch this company much. It looks like they're trying some cross-promotional stuff w/ Bellator? I see Rampage Jackson, King Mo and Tito Ortiz are or will be working with TNA. Could be interesting to see how this goes. Probably won't be though...

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Main Event Mafia needs to pony up and get Rampage a suit.

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Not/haven't been watching, so don't know how serious you are ... but maybe that would be a real something ... that is, take the current story arc they're running, do an obvious (but not over the top) parody of it, breaking the fourth wall every now and then saying things to the camera like "can you believe some people think this is entertainment?" and that stuff ... indirect shitting on their product persistently enough to get a reaction from the internet smarks and/or WWE or something like that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You said Bob Holly twice in a row.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I was hoping that was an easy knockout for many of you. It can go in many different ways. I envisioned a Holly, Dixie, Hogan, Jarrett, Wolf Blitzer, Bob Ryder, Bob Loblaw, these posts were made since your last post.

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Unfortunately I think it'll be played straight.

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The limousine bullshit outside of the arena is so WCW...

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Exactly.

I'm expecting Schiavonne to to ask Mean Gene to take a close look.

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Taz pretty much has the legitimacy of both these days. He handled it.

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Awful ending to the Aries-Styles match.

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This crowd is really eating this segment up.

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Tito Ortiz.

Never stop TNAing.

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Tito Ortiz was just added, and removed, from TNA's website. 70k well spent.

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Me too.

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Like Dana White said last week during his media scrum, Tito must need money. Tito was working as Cyborg's manager, I'm not sure if he has been fired. White said he had not heard back from her people about working out a UFC deal. He speculated maybe that was why Tito wanted a comeback. Nothing like building a ppv main event around 2 guys that have lost 9 of their last 10 fights combined. Can't wait for TNA and Bellator to go out of business.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Went to the show tonight...Sabin/Manik was a great match; so was the Aries/Styles match. Crowd didn't really react to Ortiz showing up; it seemed like they expecting someone bigger (so was I). Taz got a nice reaction from the crowd and the people in my section just loved talking to Stifler (the bald-headed ref), who engaged with us right back (Earl Hebner got "Earl Hebner" chants from the crowd also and he acknowledged them). Rampage and Jeff Hardy also got big pops from the crowd. For four hours of wrestling, it was worth the money I spent.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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Wait, TNA was live tonight? I spent my night hoping the Chicago Bears don't lose any key players. I'll start now.

Styles, Kazarian, and Aries in a Ladder Match? Awesome!!! We're in Virginia? Live and Free? Sounds like Black Cena! Booed in the South, cheered in the North.

This Spike MMA can eat my ass. Wait, it's Fox?

Styles climbing the ladder but there's a glass ceiling. His new character should be doing something else off glass. Or a mirror.

Wait, Hardy is in this match?!?!?! The fuck? When did this happen?!?!

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Here comes our TNA Champion, with all the personality of Beardown at a Home Depot.

Dixie's out. Ha ha who what. What was she saying? Angle replacement at the PPV?

Bikers v Forced Suits w/o Angle! Anderson always shows he's from Wisconsin. Whenever a British guy can get over in Norfolk, it's time for TNA management to fuck it up.

Pink Slip, must be talking about Darren Young. LOL, LOL. That's not funny at all.

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THREE WAY HARDCORE RULES MATCH? IT MUST BE DON TINY, CHRIS IN JOLIET, AND A THIMBLE!

Mickie James and Gail Kim are getting along now. Why wouldn't they be?

I guess this is a parody of something. This match is putting me to sleep. I'm contemplating going to my garage. Not like that. I'd turn the car on with the door down.

Hardcore DVR FF'ing. It was a play on the song. You know, because it's Hardcore.....FUCK YOU.

Wait, business is picking up! Gail Kim just got hung like Big Bossman in the cell at Mania! At least it didn't involve Al Snow and dogs!

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Main Event Mafia needs a replacement. Nash just tore a quad running to the phone. Out.

Typhoon isn't interested.

Sting is asking another guy that didn't help him in his last title match to help him.

TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA

Bobby Roode has a mirror on his ceiling of Triple H. One of those circus deals if you knock down three ducks.

I'm going to try to book my way out of the Angle DUI. But I have to be up at six. He probably won't put as much thought into it.

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I'm pretty impressed with the way TNA handled this situation with Angle. Considering all of the corporate scenarios, and MMA egos. Granted this is the end of the line for Tito and Rampage.

OK, back to The Roode Account tonight.

Too many stars. This match should instantly get a chant, even if it's undeserved.

Where do you think Samoa Joe gets that cover from today? Tent. We know they were diapers, essentially, at one point.

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OK. Tired. They will end Aces and Eights at Bound for Glory. TNA is going forward. I don't know if they're going THAT forward. If Sabin wins, I want to see a business plan. The MMA involvement helps, but I can't figure out how that draws.

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