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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:50 pm 
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Jason Bernsteins first bit?


Or his cousins' latest.

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Nice, they pull the receiver on they berated from 2010-2011 (rightfully so because he sucks), but makes for a lame interview as they bite their tongue and push out the boring interview with someone no fan cares about....

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Dear lord this interview is brutal...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:06 pm 
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Has anything been said here about how Dan's articles don't allow comments anymore?


When he wrote the stereotypical article about tattoos, I called him out for being a racist, and masking his hatred by calling it satire. The jagoff webmaster deleted my comment within 2 minutes. I just had to laugh. The epitome of dish it out but can't take it. Fuckstick! :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:45 pm 
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Steroid talk tuned me out.

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Did a Sox fan call in to say he was attending the game to boo A-Rod? Just wondering why Dan keeps hammering the hypocrisy point. I'm assuming it's a straw man.

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I could have lived a fine life...if I never knew it was a 54%/46% on who lost the fights scored a goal after losing or winning a hockey fight. Totally useless stat!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:55 pm 
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They're boring everyone. Same old tired show.

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Anyone really think Bernsie got a text or tweet that said hit Aroid first time up? I have my doubts.

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I'm surprised at how bad a writer dan is..... but I try to avoid all articles/content on the cbsradio site


It really is surprising. Despite the fact that I can't stand him, he is a good speaker on radio, even if I don't agree with him. I'm not one for hyperbole, but his writing is awful. Not just bad, relative to radio. It is awful. Period.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:25 pm 
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Dan just tries to do too much. He seems to think that if he chooses not to use one modifier too many, emdash off an aside, and take a shot at the Blackhawks, someone out there might think it didn't occur to him to do so. Ergo, you get these meandering flights of fancy like "While you can't expect anything from something as frivolous and superficially demonstrative as an NFL training camp to matter for the regular season--which itself doesn't matter, much to the chagrin of the dangerously deluded racists who celebrate the winning of the NHL's star-crossedly pathetic Presidents' Trophy--you'd hope for it to convince you it might" that indeed demonstrate that Dan can write long sentences that maintain syntactical validity, but have no clarity whatsoever. I mean, what the hell did I even say? That training camp doesn't matter but you wish it would? That's a dumb thought anyway. And there's nothing anyone can do about this kind of thing, because nobody's going to be the guy who tells Dan Bernstein to tighten up his prose.

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Good Lord, Levine just asked ARod if this was a witch hunt? :lol: :lol:

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Good Lord, Levine just asked ARod if this was a witch hunt? :lol: :lol:


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Dan can write long sentences that maintain syntactical validity
Loved Queensrhyche's version of it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Good Lord, Levine just asked ARod if this was a witch hunt? :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I did.

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Don't boo A-Rod :?: Aren't A-Rod and Lance Armstrong the same motherfucker? Bernstein is makin less sense than me :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:33 pm 
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Curious Hair wrote:
Dan just tries to do too much. He seems to think that if he chooses not to use one modifier too many, emdash off an aside, and take a shot at the Blackhawks, someone out there might think it didn't occur to him to do so. Ergo, you get these meandering flights of fancy like "While you can't expect anything from something as frivolous and superficially demonstrative as an NFL training camp to matter for the regular season--which itself doesn't matter, much to the chagrin of the dangerously deluded racists who celebrate the winning of the NHL's star-crossedly pathetic Presidents' Trophy--you'd hope for it to convince you it might" that indeed demonstrate that Dan can write long sentences that maintain syntactical validity, but have no clarity whatsoever. I mean, what the hell did I even say? That training camp doesn't matter but you wish it would? That's a dumb thought anyway. And there's nothing anyone can do about this kind of thing, because nobody's going to be the guy who tells Dan Bernstein to tighten up his prose.



While I generally love your work, CH, I would advise you not to fall into the same trap as Dan Bernstein. I expect you won't, since you aren't Jewish and out of touch with reality.

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Don't boo A-Rod :?: Aren't A-Rod and Lance Armstrong the same motherfucker? Bernstein is makin less sense than me :shock:


Did he actually say that today? The guy who flings shit against the wall about Trout and Puig being roided up and tells us we must be skeptical of everyone? A-Rod is just the kind of flaming shit heap that Dan should be piling on at this point. What gives?

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While I generally love your work, CH, I would advise you not to fall into the same trap as Dan Bernstein. I expect you won't, since you aren't Jewish and out of touch with reality.


I'm part Jewish and quite out of touch with reality.

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leashyourkids wrote:
While I generally love your work, CH, I would advise you not to fall into the same trap as Dan Bernstein. I expect you won't, since you aren't Jewish and out of touch with reality.


I'm part Jewish and quite out of touch with reality.


Double post :oops:

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leashyourkids wrote:
While I generally love your work, CH, I would advise you not to fall into the same trap as Dan Bernstein. I expect you won't, since you aren't Jewish and out of touch with reality.


I'm part Jewish and quite out of touch with reality.


Do you hate meatballs but also un-ironically scream that a certain college basketball coach is a witch?

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I don't believe you. What are your thoughts on eggs Benedict? How about soup? Gloves? Swiffer? Manual labor?

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SpiralStairs wrote:
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Don't boo A-Rod :?: Aren't A-Rod and Lance Armstrong the same motherfucker? Bernstein is makin less sense than me :shock:


Did he actually say that today? The guy who flings shit against the wall about Trout and Puig being roided up and tells us we must be skeptical of everyone? A-Rod is just the kind of flaming shit heap that Dan should be piling on at this point. What gives?

Ask Zippy the Pudhead he knows Bernsie words verbatim

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Curious Hair wrote:
Dan just tries to do too much. He seems to think that if he chooses not to use one modifier too many, emdash off an aside, and take a shot at the Blackhawks, someone out there might think it didn't occur to him to do so. Ergo, you get these meandering flights of fancy like "While you can't expect anything from something as frivolous and superficially demonstrative as an NFL training camp to matter for the regular season--which itself doesn't matter, much to the chagrin of the dangerously deluded racists who celebrate the winning of the NHL's star-crossedly pathetic Presidents' Trophy--you'd hope for it to convince you it might" that indeed demonstrate that Dan can write long sentences that maintain syntactical validity, but have no clarity whatsoever. I mean, what the hell did I even say? That training camp doesn't matter but you wish it would? That's a dumb thought anyway. And there's nothing anyone can do about this kind of thing, because nobody's going to be the guy who tells Dan Bernstein to tighten up his prose.


Terry, Mully or Hanley would be about the only ones with the skins on the wall that would compel Dan to pay attention to a critique.

I'd love to sit in on a Score version of punked where Bowen sits down with Dan and uses his work as a football writer to offer Dan some stylistic pointers.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
I'm part Jewish and quite out of touch with reality.


How does this work again? Always wondered. Jewish is religion not nationality yet all I hear is it describes as such. Want aren't people part or whole Israeli, Russian, Polish etc?

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