Yeah really. I thought he did that for our souls, not our bodies. So MD, you are saying that Jesus purchased a bunch of zombies?

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That explains why the check hasn't cleared. His estate must still be in probate.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Revelation 5:9

And they sang a new song, saying:

“You are worthy to take the scroll
and to open its seals,
because you were slain,
and with your blood you purchased for God
persons from every tribe and language and people and nation."

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Wait wait wait wait wait.

When did I buy blood for God?

Is He a vampire?

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Hebrews 9:22

In fact, the law requires that nearly everything be cleansed with blood, and without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

So God wants people to bleed for confession?

He's an emo teenage girl?

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This Jesus seems shady

He's like Hey "dont do this this and this" (his whole schtick)


But if you do do those things, Ill totally chill with you (hanging with hookers)


Mixed messages

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I thought the law required things to be cleaned with soap and water?

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The law refers to the Old Testament Law given through Moses. God requires blood to atone for sin. The death of Christ satisfies the debt of sin by purchasing people through the blood of Christ that was shed for the forgiveness of sins.

Matthew 26:28 at the Last Supper
28 This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

So essentially Jesus was just pouring one out for his homies.

Cool.

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18. "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."


19. "Body of Christ sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and toned! The body of Christ oh lord almighty, I wish I could call it my own!"


20. "Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot."


21. I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Our local Westboro Baptist church rep is really off his rocker today. I don't think he's really angering anyone.

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this is still my fav. from a distance it looks like she has shit all over her face. from up close it looks like she has shit all over her face

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

that's a shame, she's kinda cute

Only employees hands returning to work.

So, is Jesus picking up the bill the next time I go to the doctor?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

jesus what a fucking idiot Steve is.
Dumbass.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No. The poles support him.


Putz.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Mini Ditka is a way better Boardevangalist than game show trivia researcher.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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I don't have any tattoos or piercings so now I finally understand why God loves me.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Only God can judge me, unless I'm on American Idol. Then it's God, Paula Abdul, Randy Travis, and Randy Jackson judging me.

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When people say, "Don't judge me" what they are in essence saying is "Don't have a negative view of my behavior." I think it's important to call wrong behavior "wrong" because the Bible says we are to hate evil even though most people in America only call terrorism "evil" and don't consider things the Bible calls "evil" to be "evil."

Proverbs 8:13

"To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech."

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

In all seriousness, can you do me a favor? Can you please post more of the "What's your favorite" threads? The board was better when you were banned.

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In.

X4. Maybe 5 or 6 this weekend.

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