That is pretty outstanding, even though she has the straight hair.

I am shocked you don't care for the straight hair look. It completely removes the traces of urinal cake.

Just never have been the biggest fan of the straight hair look on women, I don't know why.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Fan of short and curly eh? I dig your style man...

Ass, beni and Scorpio have been placed on indefinite suspension.

I don't like white rappers.

Thanks. I can get on with my life now.

I don't like white rappers.

Westboro Baptist Church Plans To Picket Taylor Swift Concert, Calls Her A 'Whore'
Add Taylor Swift to the Westboro Baptist Church's ever-growing list of people they've taken issue with.

The Topeka, Kansas-based hate group has announced plans to picket Swift's Aug. 3 concert at the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Mo.

Swift is known for what sometimes seems like a revolving door of highly publicized romances, and the WBC apparently doesn't look too kindly on all her "fornicating."

"@TaylorSwift13 works her 'girl next door' country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore," the group wrote in a press release, and went on to criticize the singer's own father, claiming:

"He has no compunction about her immodest vulgar appearance or serial fornication. With a hating hypocrite for a dad – who will jealously guard her income, while not giving a thought for her never-dying soul – no wonder she grew up to be the poster child for the young whores of doomed-america [sic]."

Poster child for the "young whores" or not -- the WBC also recognizes that the 23-year-old superstar has a massive Twitter following, and they believe that if she were only to tweet something like "Stop fornicating ladies, and obey God” to her 29.9 million followers, it would "rock the house."

Of course, according to the WBC, Swift uses her influence on Twitter to "warble about fornication, instead of warning her fellow man of the coming destruction."

Somehow we're betting Swift didn't know that was part of her job description, and in an interview with RadarOnline, WBC member Ben Phelps -- grandson of the group's leader, Fred Phelps Sr. -- further explains why Swift is their latest target.

“This girl is a whore. Who else is gonna say that if it’s not the church of the Lord Jesus?" Phelps told the website. "She’s coming into our backyard. We’re gonna go preach to her.”

Phelps claims that Swift tries to pretend she is a "good Christian, but she's not," and says that it's her duty to use her enormous influence on young women to “promote the standards of God," instead of what the group claims is "whoredom, fornication … that filthy lifestyle.”

While the WBC seems to be making a lot of noise about Swift, noise is all it may be in the end. The hate group has a history of threatening to picket various events and bailing on its plans when the time comes.

A request for comment made to Swift's reps has not been returned at this time.

I don't like white rappers.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

http://www.inquisitr.com/859797/taylor-swifts-biggest-fan-contest-called-off-when-4chan-helps-39-year-old-man-win/

This is pretty damn funny.

Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rove

NEW YORK—Slowing things down after a string of on-again, off-again romances, sources confirmed today that pop star Taylor Swift is currently in a long-distance relationship with NASA’s Curiosity Rover.

“Taylor is really serious about Curiosity, and even though the distance is tough, she’s determined to make the relationship work,” Defamer.com writer Katie Jensen said of the 23-year-old country crooner and the six-wheeled automated motor vehicle, nicknaming the couple “Trover.”

“Taylor has visited Mars every chance she’s gotten, but she’s not crazy about the temperature, and would prefer it if Curiosity moved to L.A. at some point down the road. Still, she "feel butterflies" when she sees him, and she would move to the Red Planet in a heartbeat if Curiosity asked her.” At press time, sources confirmed the infatuated Swift was sending private X-band radio waves to the rover’s UHF antenna.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I'm not a fan of that look either but I'll never admit it.

At least she wasn't on camera with a foam finger in her coochie.

That's just awful on several levels.

Kirkwood & Hawger have been placed on probation effective immediately.

Kirkwood for his Swiftzilla comment, and Hawger for his inacurrate and condescending tone this morning that Ms. Swift needed to wash out her mouth with soap.

Hank remains on indefinite probation.


EDIT: Is Kirkwood even in the club? I thought we went over this already.