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sjboyd0137

Post subject: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:56 am

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All from a B&B group on Facebook:

CGS wrote:

I wish Jim Rome and Stephen A Smith would go live on a deserted island where they could scream at each other 24/7. Why do these people insist on screaming at me? Loud doesn't make you right.

CGS wrote:

What gets me about people who want people banned off radio and tv is that nobody is forcing them to watch or listen. I think the Kardashians should be taken off tv and sent to another planet but nobody forces me to watch them.

CGS wrote:

If McCown does well tomorrow night boobs will call in and demand he start. And Dan McNeil who still hasn't gotten over the loss of his beloved Kyle Orton will lead the charge.

CGS wrote:

I wish all you guys so obsessed with me were nicer guys, If I were to have a group of guys obsessed with me why couldn't they be nice guys?

CGS wrote:

Classic typo. BEst one I've made since I posted in a Cubs group that Joe Borowski should remain the Cubs closer until he starts blowing daves in 2004.

She cracks herself up!

CGS wrote:

Something big will go down this weekend for one of the teams. I'm going to the annual get together of an internet group and every time I've gone something big has happened. Not necessarily a trade but some on or off field incident.

And the best of the best:

CGS wrote:

The best thing about the royal baby being born this summer is Will and KAte were coming here this summer originally and you just know the boobs at Clark and Addison would have had them sing the stretch.

Followed by another poster:

Poster Andy wrote:

.....and the batshit nuts continues.

Which of course gives us this gem

CGS wrote:

Andy and your beating of women continues

Oh the humanity!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:05 am

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Boyd, shame on you for sharing this utter shit.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:05 am

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Kid your beating of women continues!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:06 am

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Boyd, you might need to go see a shrink.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:08 am

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Better that she does it there (where I'm not) than here (where I sometimes am).

Last edited by The Original Kid Cairo on Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:13 am, edited 1 time in total.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:08 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

CGS wrote:

Andy and your beating of women continues

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:09 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Boyd, you might need to go see a shrink.

Nah...shrinks are boobs.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:12 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Boyd, you might need to go see a shrink.

Nah...shrinks are boobs.

Well do something about it, you have me concerned. Nobody should have to go thru that drivel.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:25 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Boyd, you might need to go see a shrink.

Nah...shrinks are boobs.

Well do something about it, you have me concerned. Nobody should have to go thru that drivel.

Much like I did during her time here, I use one word responses such as "Huh?" or "No" or "meh" to figuratively poke the bear.

She truly is batshit crazy, and there are certain levels of amusement I get from watching others' reactions to her nonsense.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:37 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Better that she does it there (where I'm not) than here (where I sometimes am).

Funniest thing in this thread.

"sometimes"? from the guy with 40,000 posts.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:05 am

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Okay...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:29 am

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I wonder why she doesn't call the Score anymore. I remember her being the first call out of the gates every single week during the Bears coaches show. She sounded exactly like Pat from SNL

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:30 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I wonder why she doesn't call the Score anymore. I remember her being the first call out of the gates every single week during the Bears coaches show. She sounded exactly like Pat from SNL

She sounded like Pat with ham stuck in her throat.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:46 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I wonder why she doesn't call the Score anymore. I remember her being the first call out of the gates every single week during the Bears coaches show. She sounded exactly like Pat from SNL

She sounded like Pat with ham stuck in her throat.

Poor Hawg Ass.

He's really hit a rough stretch.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:53 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I wonder why she doesn't call the Score anymore. I remember her being the first call out of the gates every single week during the Bears coaches show. She sounded exactly like Pat from SNL

She sounded like Pat with ham stuck in her throat.

Poor Hawg Ass.

He's really hit a rough stretch.

You don't even know.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:55 pm

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I wouldnt say I've been missing it Bob.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:25 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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THIS BORED IS MISSING REAL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WONT JUST PUT UP WITH THE BULLIES IN THE SCHOOL WHO SHOOTS NEEDLES IN THEIR ARMS LIKE MISTER ROGERS WITH STRIPPERS ON HIS JOHN

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:51 pm

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From meeting half the board, we certainly aren't missing meals.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:08 pm

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Degenerate Dave

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Woodridge Ryan

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:15 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I wouldnt say I've been missing it Bob.

Ignore is not enough. What we are missing is some type of Survivor poster elimination game. We need to eliminate a board member once a month. First month is Elmhurst Steve. Then discontinue our Survivor game after the first month.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:13 pm

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I guess my Andy/SHARK joke was not funny. The board is NOT missing my humor.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:56 pm

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spmack wrote:

I guess my Andy/SHARK joke was not funny. The board is NOT missing my humor.

What does shark have to do w/ that quote? W/ apologies to KI, I need you to explain that joke to the rest of class.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:40 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

spmack wrote:

I guess my Andy/SHARK joke was not funny. The board is NOT missing my humor.

What does shark have to do w/ that quote? W/ apologies to KI, I need you to explain that joke to the rest of class.

Sorry, it was a play on SHARK's real name.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:15 pm

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More black posters.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:17 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I wonder why she doesn't call the Score anymore. I remember her being the first call out of the gates every single week during the Bears coaches show. She sounded exactly like Pat from SNL

She sounded like Pat with ham stuck in her throat.

Poor Hawg Ass.

He's really hit a rough stretch.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:47 am

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Stephanie Cubsfan One of the things I posted most agreed with was that it would be fun if they did the background of a political press conference like they do the sports one. Can you guys imagine them doing an Obama press conference background like they did the Bears one a couple weeks ago?
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No, I have zero patience for the inane rants of a fool. That is exactly what you are. You have ruined this group. Have you noticed how no one agrees with you? How every post is contrary to your worthless opinion? Go away. Go talk your bullshit somewhere else. I'm sure mulley and hanley would love to have you as an every day caller.
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somewhere a village is missing its fool
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Stephanie Cubsfan Matt I often disagree or find a post stupid but I don't attack the poster. I LIKE EVERY DECENT PERSON AND ANYONE WHO HAS AN IQ ABOVE 3 IGNORES IT!
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Stephanie Cubsfan No Matt the attackers are the ones who ruin groups.
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Stephanie Cubsfan Alexis go find the village since you are their idiot. I hate women like Alexis who don't know a thing about sports but watch it because they think Patrick Sharp is cute.
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Aaron Salzman If only the Cubs had Mark Derosa.... they would be World Champs.
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Stephanie Cubsfan Alexis is the type of fan who would have not traded Grace because he was so hot.
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Stephanie Cubsfan And Patrick Sharp is hot. But I watch the Blackhawks to watch hockey. Alexis would watch because Sharp is hot.
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Chus

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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:51 am

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She should be institutionalized.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:53 am

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Yikes.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:01 am

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Stephanie Cubsfan Andy and Randy Vogler who liked ITS post two hate filled nasty scumbags. I won't stoop to their level by hating them. Like everyone with any sense of decency I only hate people that actually do something terrible.
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Stephanie Cubsfan Andy and Randy are the leaders of the teenage girl club. They just love their Justin Bieber albums and braid each others hair. What color nail polish do you two use when doing each other's nails?
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Andy Siver There are no words.
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Vance Cooley It's anchorman not anchor lady!
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Ian Leggin I stabbed a man in the heart!
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Stephen Kristoff Andy, can I be part of your teenage girl club? Do they have TWTW?
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Vance Cooley I saw that. Ian killed a guy. Btw Ian, I've been meaning to tell you, it might be a good idea to find a safe house to lay low at, because you're probably wanted for murder
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Stephanie Cubsfan Andy you hate me and I have done absolutely nothing to you. Oh you find my posts annoying. How dare I not follow lockstep in with you. But if you had any common decency and weren't such a hate filled loser you'd just ignore posts you don't like. But you are like a teenage girl hate comes first not logic.
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Michael Rores You are a smelly pirate hooker
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Andy Siver Stephen, all we do is win. We don't even need TWTW.
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Stephanie Cubsfan If you are hated by people like Michael and Stephen Randy and Andy you're doing something right. Since I have never been hated by anyone with an IQ above 2 I don't feel bad. HAting what I have to say IS ONE THING. Hating a person is another.
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Stephanie Cubsfan Hating someones posts is one thing hating someone and wishing them harm which Andy and his club of teenage girls have done repeatedly is another. Wishing bad things on people is NEVER RIGHT.
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Alanna Mary I read, "Andy... If you had any common decency and weren't such a hate filled lobster..." I liked that visual.
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Vance Cooley You have a whorish mouth
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Stephanie Cubsfan Vance no people who spew hate like ANdy are the ones who have whorish mouths. Andy never contributes anything to this group just spews hate.
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Stephanie Cubsfan No decent human being has ever hated anyone who has never done anything to them.
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Stephanie Cubsfan UNless I killed someone in Andy's family he has no reason to hate me. Again hate my posts is different. And since I've never killed anyone I know I haven't killed anyone in Andy's family. Actually wait a second I killed a roach once. Must have been his cousin.
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Stephanie Cubsfan I'm sorry I killed your cousin your fellow roach Andy. I apologize. Didn't realize I killed him.
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Stephanie Cubsfan Like all decent people I don't hate others for no reason. I only hate people who do bad things. But that makes me a decent human being. Andy is the type that thinks Vick who killed dogs is a hero and Cutler is evil for not smiling enough.
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Vance Cooley I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. Right in the baby maker.
57 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1

Stephanie Cubsfan I hate people like Hitler, Bin Laden, all terrorists, all rapists, all murderers, the person that killed my friend's husband drunk driving. I don't hate people that have never hurt someone. And offending someone IS NOT HURTING THEM.
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Stephanie Cubsfan People like Andy hate me.
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Vance Cooley Why don't you go back y to your home on whore island?
54 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1

Stephanie Cubsfan Vance threatening me now because he doesn't agree with me. What a nasty hate filled vicious scumbag. Thinks violence is okay if you don't like what someone says. God I pray you aren't married and especially don't have children.
54 minutes ago · Like

Stephanie Cubsfan I could just picture Vance. Sorry wife you don't agree with me = punch!
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Stephanie Cubsfan Vance just admitted he likes violence against women.
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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: What the board is missing

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:03 am

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There's the cgs everyone knows and loathes.

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