It's no Tool Academy. Are all of these guys fanooks? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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In no way, shape, or form was I wrong.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think I had a decent run tonight.

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What a terrible "rant".

And you couldn't even use the proper GIFs.

Awful.

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It really is.

Too bad you can't see it.

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THAT'S THE ONE!

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I wish they would have left Lesnar off this show, with Punk getting the upperhand, Lesnar probably was going to win Sunday, almost confirms it.

I wish the RVD-Ambrose match would be on the main show instead of the kickoff show, that could be a great one if done right.

On the Bryan-Cena match, with the build and they haven't used the Bella's much with it, to me they are making it look like Bryn will win and the Orton cashing in is becoming too obvious.

I have heard, have Bryan win, Orton come down, and Bryn still beats him. I will throw out a crazy one with Triple H there, have Bryan win, Orton come down and while he is, have Triple H pedigree Bryan, Orton gets the 1-2-3 to become champ, Orton becomes champ, the heel turn of Triple H comes that has been talked about and maybe throw Stephanie in with this too.

That would be the worst idea in the history of the world.

Cena was a bit heelish on the Divas show. Turn him heel at SummerFest.

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This page makes me glad I live alone

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

James Caldwell from PW Torch has this take on the state of the WWE.

It's all about you. And you. And you dressed up like Bray Wyatt. And you wearing the Cena t-shirt. Thank you so much for attending the show. Oh, and thank you for not flipping to another channel. You won't flip to another channel, right? Because it's all about you. And we're doing our best to serve you.

See, our top guy is a really good guy. He loves you. He wants to entertain you. He's even lowering himself to this reality show dreck for you. It's all about you!

He's not a bad guy. Really. See, he does Make-A-Wish. Wait, where's the video package to entertain you?

Okay, so you don't like our top guy. Wait, I have this guy. He WRESTLES! He came from one of those gyms that you like to see WRESTLING! See, he's a WRESTLER! and we're using the word WRESTLING! on our show. We're not so bad. We like wrestling, too, but we have those pesky regulators who want to regulate us if we're like really WRESTLING. So, we want to keep entertaining you, so we have to be sports entertainers.

But, we still want you to know that we know what you know about WRESTLING! See, we're letting that goat-faced WRESTLER! get a main event spot. At Summerslam. In Los Angeles. I think the cast of "Grown-Ups" is going to be there. Oh, how embarrassing. What will Adam Sandler think? Wait, it's all about you! Go Daniel Bryan! But, he's so short. And he looks like a troll. Fine, because it's all about you, we'll give him a seat at the grown-ups table. For now.

No, it's really about you! I didn't mean to not be excited. I am excited! We're all excited! Because you get what you want to see - Bryan punching The Miz. No, no, we like Miz. Because he entertains you. At least that's what Marketing says. About you. No, you get to see Bryan kick John Cena in the face. Over and over. Because you want to see that. Right? Please don't change the channel.

Okay, so you get to see Bryan punch and kick and stomp and hurt John Cena, living vicariously through that goat-faced...weasel...troll...no, it's all about you! And you've suffered through 12 years of Cena, right? So, you should get a chance to throw the proverbial baseball at the dunk-tank and see Cena take a swim, right? Because it's fun and games! And we're all about you!

But, we know that we can't have Bryan as champion. As much as it's definitely about you - oh, it most certainly is - it just wouldn't be right for Bryan to be champion. He's too short. And Shawn Michaels he ain't. But, we still want you to know that it's all about you!

Just remember, at the end of day, our top guy is still a good guy. He really is! He even said WRESTLING! in his promo. Don't you remember when he was wrestled on the California independent scene? No, really! He wrestled in front of 200 people, too! Because he wanted to entertain you! He just has to be all corporate because we need sponsors. We're PG! But, with an edge, because it's all about you! And you don't want to watch a kids show. You want Raw! Ruthless Aggression! But, we're publicly traded. And we have to finance our corporate jet. But, because it's to best serve you! All of you! We wouldn't be here without you! Please don't leave. What else do you want? So fickle. So unappreciative.

You! You! You!

Please buy Summerslam. We're even giving you Rob Van Dam vs. one of those cool independent guys Ambrose for free! Free! For you!

Did I mention it's all about you?

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Can anything good come out of HHH writing him into this cena/bryan fued?? The match sells it self and no one needs a special guest ref to motivate them to get an internet feed. If he interferes to help Byran it ruins everything because he way over on his own. If helps Cena then everyone will hate that because everyone already hates cena anyways and he certainly should never need help to win a fight against someone smaller than him.....in theory.

Are they just going to assume the fans will get bored with Bryan so use him right now to get SS buys and then make that match just a set-up for a HHH/Vince fued (that i think is completely unneeded). Even though it will destroy the whole thing Bryan has going on now HHH is indeed going to interfere and and Bryan will go heel along with him.....setting up the family fued.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

See, I see this somewhat differently. Since Brad Maddox purposely F'ed over Bryan, and then Vince came out to see if Maddox could still be neutral only to have Triple H come and say he will be referee, I think its an entire set up. Vince and Triple H are all on the same page.

Summerslam match (and man this will suck for Bryan because it will be twice his lost a top belt in 15 seconds) - Cena and Bryan battle it out..Bryan pulls out the win after an excruciating match. Cena is dead. Bryan is not much better. Out comes Randy down the ramp. Triple H grabs Bryan, pedigrees him. Orton comes in bell rings. H picks up Bryan for Orton to start the match. Cena comes to, tries to save the day. H and Orton are too much. Bryan gets a bit of energy. Vince comes strutting down to the ring. Throws in a chair for Orton. Cleans house. Pins Bryan. H, Vince and Orton all celebrate in the ring. New regime begins...Cena sells an injury (and gets to keep his babyface status) and will be off TV for maybe a month or so to get that elbow figured out. Bryan vs. the Regime for the next PPV or two.

Book this.

That's none of your damn business. How dare you call me NSJ. He, sir, is a loser.

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KS, you could actually be doing this for a website. But don't call it a "rant". Scott Keith has that term locked. Call it a "tirade" or something.

Unfortunately, your style is hard to follow. I don't watch Raw and I'm not any more sure what happened after reading this. But it is entertaining.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Can't use "Stream of Consciousness" either .... whosits that used to write for the PWTorch used that too .... think he has his own website now ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Are they trying to build an angle with this ref during the mixed tag match

WWE referee Mark Harris flipped out on fans on Facebook yesterday, after his botch during the Natalya and Khali vs. AJ Lee and Big E Langston match. Here is what he wrote:

"Funny how "amateur", "indie", and "unemployed former refs" think they know it all but have NO IDEA. There's a reason your where your at and I'm where I'm at, "a professional referee with the number one entertainment company in the world. I'm the now, your yester year. Keep your opinions to yourself cause I'm definitely not taking advice from someone with less experience and not at a level I am, so continue to hate and I'll continue to work tv's and pay per view. Enjoy your life cause I'm loving mine

I'd guess he'll be fired soon.

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Meltzer said there was no heat on him for it on Monday and he wouldn't have reffed two more matches that night if there was. I could actually see an angle building if they continue to harp on Maddox being an ex-referee.

I also said it was entertaining.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"