So you have nice feet? I'll let Rex Ryan know.

Oh, he knows.

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You know me like that.

I bathe mine in Aqua Velva.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You do seem like a foot bath kind of guy

it's why god invented socks. and why god is a man.

nobody is going to notice nothing after they are swooning five minutes into a conversation with me

My feet's features are hidden like a conservative muslim woman. By the time you see them, there is nothing you can do about them...like The Ring.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Before you know it...

'Hi, I'm Matt Spiegel for Lee's Nail and Toes shop at 717 S. Dearborn. They got everything! Pedicures, Manicures, facials, come on down and tell em I sent ya! Got the "WHOLE SHEBANG" where they give you a glass of redwine with your pedicure"

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