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cluv8484
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:53 am 
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So maybe this is just too old for me, but any details on Dougie chocking the life out of Bernsie years ago?

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cluv8484 wrote:
So maybe this is just too old for me, but any details on Dougie chocking the life out of Bernsie years ago?

I may be getting my wires crossed, but I remember years ago them talking about how getting into a football stance around Doug is a mistake...kinda like aiming a pretend gun at a Vietnam war vet with shell shock. I believe Bernstein jokingly did this in the hallway a long time ago and paid for it.

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It's true. Doug bopped him on the head so hard, it damaged vertebrae. Bernstein actually was 5'8.5" at one time.

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Mac made reference to the situation where Doug and Bernstein were in the studio, Bernsie said something condescending to Doug, who proceeded to put him into a headlock...

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cluv8484 wrote:
Mac made reference to the situation where Doug and Bernstein were in the studio, Bernsie said something condescending to Doug, who proceeded to put him into a headlock...

I hadn't heard that story before.

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Dan being a jerk is more plausible than Doug having a flashback.

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I wouldnt be surprised given how Bernstein typically disparages football players on a regular basis. His position on letting other people's kids contract brain injuries for his viewing pleasure is one of the most unnerving things I've heard a media figure say without incurring some kind of reproach.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Dan being a jerk is more plausible than Doug having a flashback.

I was speaking specifically of the football stance thing. It's been said that it's not a good idea to do that to Doug in any way, whether playfully or otherwise.

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I wouldnt be surprised given how Bernstein typically disparages football players on a regular basis. His position on letting other people's kids contract brain injuries for his viewing pleasure is one of the most unnerving things I've heard a media figure say without incurring some kind of reproach.


Yeah, that's right up there with "the great thing about the recession is all these architects have to work as landscapers," "Sox fans won't give Jerry Reinsdorf their money because they're afraid of black people," "Venezuelans get fat because they don't have black bloodlines," and "black athletes should be bred." oh wait oh no

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Mac made reference to the situation where Doug and Bernstein were in the studio, Bernsie said something condescending to Doug, who proceeded to put him into a headlock...



and then he gave lil danny b a noogie and a wedgie before slapping a "Kick Me" sign on his back
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Zawaski said Bernsie was turning purple as an eggplant. :lol:

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The funniest part of that story was Spiegel mentioning that "3 people tried to stop Doug...but 8 people didn't do anything." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The funniest part of that story was Spiegel mentioning that "3 people tried to stop Doug...but 8 people didn't do anything." :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah it was. :lol:

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